001 - [Video/Action] - Introduction

[catchin_light]

[The video feed turns on to a rather portly man in an apron.  He's in the Academy's spacious kitchen, rummaging through cupboards, taking stock of his supplies.  He surveys, shakes his head, and started pulling everything from the cupboards.  You can hear him muttering to himself as he works.]

An' who was the last lazy whelp ta work in here?  Look

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[video]

[fearthefool]

Consider yourself respected, Mr. Silver, but you've got big shoes to fill. Our last famous cook, Miss Tiana whose last name is on the tip of my tongue, I swear regularly doled out free gumbo to whoever was hungry enough to ask. Are you equal to the task?

[fearthefool]

But some of them are so tiny. How can you get into all the creases?
Can you take them out? Will your brain fall out if you take out the one by your ear? What about your eye- can you remove your eye? can I see?

ilu Clopin <3 and EDIT alskdfh;lgdkg

[catchin_light]

[sigh]

Practice, yes, no, yes, an' no.

[fearthefool]

[...wait. wait, wait for him to figure out what each yes and no is for.]

...why can't I see?

[catchin_light]

It defeats the purpose o' keepin' it clean if I keep touchin' it.

[fearthefool]

[damn.]
Fine.