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[iwannalobster]

[the screen turns on and the first thing you’ll see is a big… green… doll thing, before its pulled back to reveal a very young girl smiling big at the camera]

Hi! This is Scrump! And I’m Lilo! My sister sent me here because she thought it was a better place for little kids to be.

[She leans into the comm…. First whispering, but growing louder by the

Comments

[video]

[derpules]

I don't really think that makes this place crazy so much as it's... different.

[iwannalobster]

Oh....

But different is good, right?

[derpules]

Of course!

[iwannalobster]

[BIGSMILE]

Then this place will be good.

[iminced]

[SCRUMP LOOKS SCARILY FAMILIAR.]

...What is Scrump?

[iwannalobster]

[HOLDS IT UP CLOSER TO THE SCREEN JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE]

Scrump is my doll! I made her, but her head is too big. So I pretend a bug laid eggs in her ear and she's upset cause she's only has a few days to live!

[BIG SMILE. DO YOU APPROVE OF OUR IMAGINATION NAVEEN!?]

[iminced]

[BUGS. EARS. DOLLS. WHAT. NAVEEN DOESNT UNDERSTAND.]

Shouldn't she go to the hospital?

[iwannalobster]

She's terminal.

[paraffinhead]

Trust me, ze clock, or rather Cogsworth, is more zhan qualified to teach. Myself, 'owever...well I 'ave no degree but I 'ave plenty of years of experience. I am not properly teaching at ze moment, anyway.

But it is nice to meet such an observational young girl, Lilo! My name is Lumiere.

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[iwannalobster]

[iwannalobster]

Are you an alien?

[paraffinhead]

Non, just a candle. Normally I'm a person, but I was ah, cursed.

[deucedlyerratic]

[ Hello. Small child. ]

You've lost track of your pet.

[ Such is a condemning statement rather than a question. ]

[iwannalobster]

Well he's more like a friend than a pet, but I have to call him my pet otherwise aliens would come and take him away.

[deucedlyerratic]

Oh really?

[ While Amelia isn't in with the Space Council...it's still interesting. ]

And why would they do that?

[iwannalobster]

Well, he was Uncle Jumba's experiment and he was supposed to cause a lot of destruction, so the Space Council was gonna have him destroyed but then he escaped and landed in Hawaii and now he's a part of our family.

And since I bought him, the space council can't touch him!

[ SHE IS VERY PROUD OF THIS AMY.]

[baredambitions]

Just because you've never heard of something does not mean it is impossible. You are just a child.

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[iwannalobster]

[....]

[iwannalobster]

Are you gonna eat me?

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[baredambitions]

[Have a vicious-looking leer...]