[001] [VIDEO/AUDIO] - NO ONE MAKES ANNOUNCEMENTS LIKE GASTON!]

[restisalldrips]

Bonjour students

Comments

[notasuggestion]

...Why aren't you accepting females in your course?

And how the hell does the headmaster allow that?

[restisalldrips]

That should be obvious shouldn't it?

A woman could never withstand the sort of challenges I intend putting the more manly members of the academy through.

[OH. NO HE DID-N'T.]

[notasuggestion]

Oh really?

Perhaps you'd allow a female professor to be... foolish enough... to try?

[That sweet tone in her voice? Means she's planning your very bloody beating.]

[restisalldrips]

Why not.

Should be good entertainment, It's a shame the boys from the tavern aren't here to witness it.

[notsoscaryname]

The real question here is

are you man enough to take the challenge?

[restisalldrips]

Already taken it.

[Eyes you up and down.]

Rather toothpick like aren't you?

[notsoscaryname]

Oh, I'm very toothpick-like. But it's not a problem, because a toothpick is still deadly.

[restisalldrips]

Hah, I doubt you'll barely manage in my class.

But why don't you sign up anyway? I need someone to make an example of in front of the rest of the class.

[newyorkbynight]

You've got to be kidding.

[restisalldrips]

Why would I be kidding? It seems to me the women around here don't know their place at all.

[newyorkbynight]

I didn't expect the principal to let neanderthals teach classes.

[restisalldrips]

But of course! I'm sure he'd accept people of all cultures...though I'm not from the Netherlands. I'm from France.

[He's so stupid he doesn't even recognise a insult when he's being called one.]

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[fearthefool]

[Don't mind Clopin- just here for the eyecandy]
Is this required? I'm not a fan of physical challenges.

[restisalldrips]

Not especially.

Though it'll help decifer the men and the mice around here.

[fearthefool]

I see.

And you are going to be the one to decide who is which?

[restisalldrips]

But of course.

[oh god this is totally action]

[trueasitcanbe]

[Of all the people to run into. What is he even DOING HERE.]

Re: [oh god this is totally action]

[restisalldrips]

Belle!

My, My [Is that a hand around your waist pulling you close to him as possible.] Who would have thought love would find it's way here in the academy like this?

[trueasitcanbe]

[She's mortified, of course. But let's try to be polite, shall we?]

-- Bonjour, Gaston. I -- uh -- [And now she's trying to pull away. It isn't working out as well as she'd hope.] Who would have thought, indeed.

[restisalldrips]

So, have you thought anymore about that little proposal I made to you? Surely you've changed your mind by now.