Beauty & the Beast/Hercules
anonymous
July 10 2011, 02:41:58 UTC
Inspired by thinking way too hard about the above Bachelorette prompt...
Gaston/Meg
Gaston prides himself on being a stud. He meets women, sleeps with them and then never contacts them again. What do their feelings matter - they should just be glad they got to sample the delight that is Gaston!
And then he sleeps with Meg, who beats him to the punch - she deems him "just swell" with a sardonic smile, pats him on the head and waltzes out of his life.
Which is just not right! Gaston is the one who gets to end things and walk away, not the woman! And certainly not the woman who did things to him in the bedroom that Gaston will never be able to forget...
Mostly I just want to see Gaston having an existential chick-flick crisis and eating ice cream and driving LeFou crazy because he won't stop talking about Meg!
Gaston/Meg
Gaston prides himself on being a stud. He meets women, sleeps with them and then never contacts them again. What do their feelings matter - they should just be glad they got to sample the delight that is Gaston!
And then he sleeps with Meg, who beats him to the punch - she deems him "just swell" with a sardonic smile, pats him on the head and waltzes out of his life.
Which is just not right! Gaston is the one who gets to end things and walk away, not the woman! And certainly not the woman who did things to him in the bedroom that Gaston will never be able to forget...
Mostly I just want to see Gaston having an existential chick-flick crisis and eating ice cream and driving LeFou crazy because he won't stop talking about Meg!
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"LeFou? You gotta be kidding me. It's gone midnight."
"Belle, I need your help."
"There's no-one else? Really?"
"It's Gaston! I don't know what to do with him!"
"Give him a beer and put the porn on. That usually works." He could just hear the roll of her eyes ( ... )
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