I avoided going there in a prompt I just filled, but now I'm curious about what would have happened if I hadn't. What does a horny, sentient, but non-anthropormorphic carpet want?
Re: No, seriouslyaethereal_girlJune 28 2010, 18:25:05 UTC
I'm totally picturing BDSM here. "Yeah, step on me with the heels! Hang me up on the line - use the clothespins! Beat me with the stick! YEAH, I'M A DIRTY RUG, BEAT ME CLEAN."
A/N: What am I writing. What am I even writing. You glorious insane fool for creating this prompt, I love you.
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It isn't easy being... a carpet.
I mean, there was the flying, which was good; you got to meet people and to see places. And you didn't have to worry about eating or drinking like humans did, and didn't have to worry about your limbs getting tangled up in each other. Plus you could lie still and pretend to be normal, if at the cost of risking getting stepped on, which was something that humans never seemed to successfully manage.
But there were some things that could still get to you.
Boredom, that was one of them. Especially when the humans slept, because although it was possible for a carpet to, well, tune out, it was never really sleep. The cave had been boring enough; surely the world outside would be better? Well, no, it turned out. Humans spent a third of the day asleep anyway. Typical
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As soon as he prised one part of the carpet away from his leg, the rest of the hem would wrap around, rippling slightly, caressing the taut muscle of his calf. Jasmine backed away another step, bumping against the foot of her bed. "We always knew that it liked you, Aladdin," she said, amusement in her voice
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Everyone raise your hand if you're uncomfortable/smiling.
*raises hand*
I love how much SMARTER Carpet is than everyone. Lol. Jasmine had some nice characterization too. It's funny, do you treat Carpet like Genie? Like Abu? Like a dog? *shrugs*
Re: Filled! {2/2}crimsongypsyMarch 13 2011, 00:06:49 UTC
I may have yelled "Boo" at the end as I laughed hysterically this was just because that pun was horrid (in the best possible way) and this fill was cracky and wonderfully done xD
I avoided going there in a prompt I just filled, but now I'm curious about what would have happened if I hadn't. What does a horny, sentient, but non-anthropormorphic carpet want?
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Ha!
I guess it makes sense the carpet would bottom -- I mean, it's a carpet.
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It isn't easy being... a carpet.
I mean, there was the flying, which was good; you got to meet people and to see places. And you didn't have to worry about eating or drinking like humans did, and didn't have to worry about your limbs getting tangled up in each other. Plus you could lie still and pretend to be normal, if at the cost of risking getting stepped on, which was something that humans never seemed to successfully manage.
But there were some things that could still get to you.
Boredom, that was one of them. Especially when the humans slept, because although it was possible for a carpet to, well, tune out, it was never really sleep. The cave had been boring enough; surely the world outside would be better? Well, no, it turned out. Humans spent a third of the day asleep anyway. Typical ( ... )
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Erm....
Everyone raise your hand if you're uncomfortable/smiling.
*raises hand*
I love how much SMARTER Carpet is than everyone. Lol. Jasmine had some nice characterization too. It's funny, do you treat Carpet like Genie? Like Abu? Like a dog? *shrugs*
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Hey, I do it all, but I have a fondness for slash at heart. Though some things do squick me out.
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I'm working on it, though. << I intend to extend my smut range further! It is a necessity! XD
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Thank you, I love it!
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I swear, I've been trying for months and just couldn't get the words for ages.
I love you for prompting this, I really do.
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this was just because that pun was horrid (in the best possible way) and this fill was cracky and wonderfully done xD
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