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Hercules, Male!Megara/Hercules, courting (Homoerotic Greek style), humor/fluff

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Herc wants some advice on how to properly court Male!Meg and impress him. Someone suggests training with him, giving him dogs and birds, writing poetry, and other Ancient Greek-style stuff.

The thing is, Herc is too strong to train with Male!Meg (who isn't the most athletic type) without hurting him, or at least causing weird and awkward accidents. And Male!Meg is more of a cat person. And the birds keep pecking at him. And Herc's poetry is... well, Male!Meg says he likes it, but Herc doesn't think his expressions while he's declaiming are so encouraging.

Luckily, Male!Meg is already impressed with Herc enough, and he doesn't care about "proper" stuff - especially if has his hero by his side.