[☼ 04, Accidental Video, OTA]

May 19, 2011 02:14

[The commicator tumbles to the stuccoed surface, accidentally turning on; the image reveals the young Daniel, on the roof of all places, peering out over the edge of the building, wooden sword extended.]

The piwrates awre coming. I can feel it.

[Perhaps what they say about children having a stronger psychic sense is true; or perhaps it's just ( Read more... )

r: helga sinclair, r: teague, r: elisa maza, p: danny calvin, r: weird sisters, r: riku, r: miss bianca, r: jane calvin, r: sinbad, r: dory

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[video!] anterograded May 21 2011, 04:23:08 UTC
[GASP.]

Not the piwrates!

Um. What's a "piwrate"?

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[video!] socks_twoofthem May 21 2011, 19:16:08 UTC
They'wre rascals, scoundwrels, villains, and knaves! The wowrst!

They steal and loot and kidnap and fiwre canons and awre evil! And thewre's going to be a bunch hewre, soon. I just know it.

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anterograded May 22 2011, 04:24:42 UTC
[...okay, this child has a strange accent. Dory squints as he speaks.]

That sounds terrible!

What are you going to do to them?

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socks_twoofthem May 23 2011, 22:07:23 UTC
[Childish slurring and British mix quite uniquely, no?]

I'm going to fight them and pwrotect Jawne and evewryone else!

...And then feed them to the cwrickidles, like Petewr did with Cap'n Hook's hand! That's why he has a hook.

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anterograded May 26 2011, 05:10:04 UTC
[Oh yes.]

Yeah!

Wait.

Feed them to... what?

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socks_twoofthem May 26 2011, 05:48:30 UTC
The cwrickidiles.

You know, the big scaly scawry things that swim in lakes and stuff.

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anterograded May 28 2011, 17:38:45 UTC
[No, Danny. She doesn't actually know. BUT SHE CAN PRETEND!]

Oooooh.

Don't they have great, big teeth?

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socks_twoofthem June 1 2011, 00:03:57 UTC
Yes! That's how they chew up those mean ol' codfish.

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anterograded June 1 2011, 01:08:59 UTC
[O:!]

What'd a codfish ever do to you, little mister?

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socks_twoofthem June 1 2011, 08:05:48 UTC
Not a REAL codfish, silly! The piwrates!

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anterograded June 3 2011, 02:44:06 UTC
[Aaand you lost her, Danny.]

The piwrates are fish?

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socks_twoofthem June 7 2011, 05:43:51 UTC
No, they'wre not. But they'wre salty like fish.

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anterograded June 8 2011, 00:19:22 UTC
[NOSEWRINKLE. Dory licks her arm.

Yay, experiments.]

I am not salty!

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socks_twoofthem June 8 2011, 21:55:31 UTC
...You'wre not a piwrate. Of couwrse you'wre not salty!

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anterograded June 9 2011, 13:52:47 UTC
But I am a fish!

Or, uhm. I was.

I'm not, anymore.

But I don't think I was ever salty!

[La la la living in saltwater whut?]

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socks_twoofthem June 11 2011, 21:23:52 UTC
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You'wre silly! I like you.

[Danny's not sure if he believes her or not, but it tickles him pink to think she was an animal.]

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