[The commicator tumbles to the stuccoed surface, accidentally turning on; the image reveals the young Daniel, on the roof of all places, peering out over the edge of the building, wooden sword extended.]
The piwrates awre coming. I can feel it.
[Perhaps what they say about children having a stronger psychic sense is true; or perhaps it's just
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Not the piwrates!
Um. What's a "piwrate"?
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They steal and loot and kidnap and fiwre canons and awre evil! And thewre's going to be a bunch hewre, soon. I just know it.
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That sounds terrible!
What are you going to do to them?
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I'm going to fight them and pwrotect Jawne and evewryone else!
...And then feed them to the cwrickidles, like Petewr did with Cap'n Hook's hand! That's why he has a hook.
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Yeah!
Wait.
Feed them to... what?
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You know, the big scaly scawry things that swim in lakes and stuff.
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Oooooh.
Don't they have great, big teeth?
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What'd a codfish ever do to you, little mister?
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The piwrates are fish?
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Yay, experiments.]
I am not salty!
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Or, uhm. I was.
I'm not, anymore.
But I don't think I was ever salty!
[La la la living in saltwater whut?]
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You'wre silly! I like you.
[Danny's not sure if he believes her or not, but it tickles him pink to think she was an animal.]
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