They Said to Spread the Word

[discreet_chaos]

Let me see, if I've got this straight.

If I were to enter Ace's "Dream Ace" contest, which they so kindly notified me about via email, it appears these are the steps;
I'll need to begin by taking an online multiple choice test that must be done in a single, forty-five minute session and all the questions must be answered for it to count. Then, I

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[discreet_chaos]

Exactly. Though you have to read through a lot of crap to find it, but yeah;
Win a fully-stocked Ace Store... shhh... you'll have to move to Houston.

[voices_speak]

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Dream Ace Contest ("Contest") Entry Period starts at 12:00:00 AM EST on 1/1/07 and ends at 11:59:59 PM PST on 1/31/07. Grand Prize (1): Owning/operating a fully-stocked Ace store opening approx. 7/1/07 (ARV: $1,000,000). Enter Contest at www.dreamacehardware.com after reading and accepting all terms/conditions, including judging criteria and store ownership responsibilities, e.g., ongoing financial, store rental, employee payroll, inventory replenishment and other costs/expenses that Grand Prize Winner must assume. Eligible permanent legal residents of 50 U.S. and D.C., 21 years and older only. Ace reserves right to substitute cash prize. Void where prohibited. Sponsor: Ace Hardware Corporation.

[discreet_chaos]

Yeah, but it doesn't say that it'll be in Houston and Ace reserves the right to substitute cash, so if you win the contest, you're moving to Houston.