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[disclaim_her]

this journal is dead. go to la_luz_roja.

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[beloved_amata]

something clever?

hmmmm.......

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

I wish I had a stupid better clever something but its the end of the day and the Dr. I just spent time with smelled like old socks and crotch. Barf.

[disclaim_her]

you're already added, silly.
i put in a word with the doorman, and he said you could come in for free.

[beloved_amata]

Wow. Does he join us on the off hours?

[disclaim_her]

maaaaaaybe.

[bloodyxxkisses]

I know i am already added, but i thought i should say something clever anyways.. ummm, llamas are the only animals besides humans that perform oral sex for pleasure... explains michael jacksons ranch a little more now doesn't it.

[beloved_amata]

whoa... ewwwwwwwww

[tattoothesky]

i have a bellybutton
i would let you touch it

was that clever?

<3 you/re a princess xxx

[disclaim_her]

i would touch your bellybutton. i bet it's cute.

[beatsoul]

The Bonobo monkey mating pattern is highly promiscuous. Paternity is vague at best. Mothers mating with sons, homosexuality, mating cara a cara, masturbation, . . . all regular acts.

[sliverofmeat]

I finally read Jitterbug Perfume. (AMAZING!)

[disclaim_her]

oh, gods yes!
my favorite of his!