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[dubiousdoings]

Who: Clive and, if they want, his roomies
Where: Anyone in Horton 306-7
When: Today; Early morning and throughout the day (separate threads each, i s'pose?)
Rating: PG
Summary: Flora's finally moved back in, and Clive's caused quite a stir the last two weeks.
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[lastofthelegacy]

Sasuke's just doing what he does every day, on the other hand. Recent events, exciting or not, weren't about to keep him from doing a series of one-handed push-ups right in the middle of the living room. Normally he'd keep to his own room but he has his own reasons for wanting to observe the others today.

He looks to Clive mid push-up, seeming unfazed despite being perhaps a bit scuffed from his little fight the previous day.

"... Lunch and dinner?" He utilizes a few of the English words he's managed to pick up so far in order to initiate conversation, wanting to know if he had to cook again.

you may die

[lastofthelegacy]

Sasuke doesn't make a sound or even change expression at first, waiting for the real punch.

...

Ah, wait, was that it?

He lowers his arms slowly, just quirking an eyebrow at Clive. Usually silent disapproval is a pretty powerful motivator, or at least that's what he himself has learned. "Omae wa... yowai." But he'll break the silence to call Clive weak again.

women find that sort of thing attractive you know

[dubiousdoings]

"I told you you wouldn't be impressed, gracious me." As if he understands. Either of them. So boss.

dying or man-love

[lastofthelegacy]

And now it's time for more charades.

Sasuke again steps back, jabbing once or twice at the air. Yes, he thinks Clive needs to train.

both

[dubiousdoings]

PUTS UP HIS DUKES.

...?

"Sasuke, I would prefer if you didn't hit me, however.""

why do women like death, wut

[lastofthelegacy]

Right, he has no idea what you're saying.

So he's just going to drop to the floor again without warning and resume his push-up position. And gesture for Clive to do the same.

watch man. watch how clive flora ship works and you will understand /shot

[dubiousdoings]

Staring at...

. . . well, that sounds wrong

[lastofthelegacy]

And staring back.

More gesturing, with a hint of annoyance. "Learn it yourself, in case you're in that situation again." He knows you can't understand, but his tone should help.

maybe it was supposed to...... >_>

[dubiousdoings]

"Oh... kay...."

GETS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES. Ready to take it like a man!!

Uff Uff.

Wait no. He just has no idea what the fuck he's supposed to be doing. Looking to Sasuke awkwardly. You're seriously making him do this.

how did we get to this point

[lastofthelegacy]

He has never had to teach someone how to do a push-up. Wasn't it instinctual? Surely...

Alright, fine, Sasuke will just demonstrate with both hands for now, chin touching the ground with absolutely no trouble. Yes, he is making this look extremely easy.

Re: how did we get to this point

[dubiousdoings]

"You're bloody insane if you think I can do that. I failed gym, I hope you know."

oh fine, i'll come up with all the subject lines

[lastofthelegacy]

He doesn't understand you, Clive; give up.

Sasuke demonstrates it again, slower this time. It's the physical equivalent of talking slowly for a not-so-bright individual, he hopes you know.

lmao sorry you should know that i just automatically hit enter in these things without thinking much

[dubiousdoings]

"I know, I know. Fine fine. My lord."

He'll follow suit, though not as well. Give him credit, he's not doing girl push ups at least.

i'm sorry, clive

[lastofthelegacy]

"Hn."

Sasuke watches for imperfections and of course spots them. He reaches out without warning to push on Clive's lower back; yeah, he wasn't forming a straight enough line. A common mistake with shinobi.

Six-year-old shinobi.

Re: i'm sorry, clive

[dubiousdoings]

"OW OWOWO Okay okay!!!" Trying again!!!

God look at that improvement. Okay not really, but sort of. SORT OF.

suck it up

[lastofthelegacy]

Annnd now Clive's going to have a ruthless ninja reaching down to lightly -- at least to Sasuke -- hit his stomach. His back is just a little bit too low now; this is his sign to bring it up.