ALL OTHERWORLDLY VISITORS PLEASE FORM A STRAIGHT LINE STARTING AT THIS TABLE TO REGISTER FOR A NUMBER WITH YOUR NAME AND WORLD OF ORIGIN.

Your cooperation with this matter is greatly appreciated.

PERMISSION TO INVITE YOU AND ANY INTERESTED PARTIES TO A PICNIC, SIR?

PRESIDENT!

May I have permission to hunt down and apprehend those responsible for illegally starting so many clubs in the face of previously established guidelines?

It seems the only way to combat you is to take these powers upon myself. So, listen well, Fujisaki. I will not allow you to continue your promiscuous ways unhindered.


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It has come to my attention that some rogue elements intend to ignore the clearly established guidelines, I have decided to make them public and open myself to questions to facilitate a better understanding of them.

Kaimei-Namimori City New Club Guidelines

1. Speak with the Director of City Clubs and Organizations or submit a letter of intent in ( Read more... )

For those of you currently unaware, this organization is neither approved of under City club guidelines nor an circle that can or should be trusted with anything you value ( Read more... )

Actions such as these are not only against school regulations, but are an affront to common sense and decency.

Know shame that you have embarrassed yourselves amongst your peers with such childish antics.

Such a thing would never had occurred within my school.

... Otherwise, I would like to inquire upon the location of a baseball rule book.

I require directions to the police headquarters and would like to speak with whoever is currently in charge of the police at this time.

I would also like to know how it is true a place such as this has lasted so long with no rules or laws.

You. You. And you. School regulations clearly state that any on-site visitor must carry a clearly visible pass with them at all times. If you cannot produce one, I shall have to have you removed from the school premises for trespassing and loitering under the power vested in me as a student executive ( Read more... )