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[disbanding]

It is my understanding that certain... events occurred the other day that may or may not have had something to do with the president have had a negative effect on the populace as a whole and my ability to stand within five feet of the president without worrying about being touched in ways that were covered in the sexual harassment seminar we

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[not_an_amateur]

As Chief of Police, I support this educational statement. If sexual harassment happens to you, please report it to us.

[disbanding]

I HAVE NOT TOUCHED YOUR VIRTUE.

[sketdanchou]

THE PRESIDENT DID. ABUSING HIS POWER LIKE THAT.

[disbanding]

THAT WAS NOT ABUSE OF POWER. THAT WAS THE EFFECTS OF A CURSE AND YOU KNOW THAT FULL AND WELL.

[sketdanchou]

HELP, THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE ME!

[disbanding]

THIS IS NOT TRYING TO SILENCE YOU. THIS IS ASKING YOU TO LOOK AT THE SITUATION OBJECTIVELY.

[sketdanchou]

OBJECTIVELY I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED AND THE SKET-DAN WAS DEFAMED BY THE PRESIDENT ALL IN ONE FUN-FILLED DAY! AND THEN RATHER THAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT, YOU ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK GOOD BY TAKING PREEMPTIVE DAMAGE CONTROL.

REAL NICE.

[disbanding]

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG TO FIXING DAMAGE THROUGH PREEMPTIVE DAMAGE CONTROL?

[not_an_amateur]

Law enforcement on curse days is subjective.

[sketdanchou]

If we can't turn to the police force, who can we turn to?

[not_an_amateur]

Yourself. There is no one more reliable.