implied personal growth

[disarm_d]

I was making that carrot and avocado thing because it's a day ending in "y" and therefore all the avocados are belong to me. This time, I thought that I should probably peel the carrots. I bought a bag of carrots, and so they were kind of like, " :/ our peels have dried into a carcass" instead of all, " :) look at how fresh and tender we are"

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[bkm5191]

At least your brainvoice is your voice. lately mine has started to sound a bit like optimus prime and it constantly warning me of things.

[disarm_d]

Well, THAT'S not great. What things are you in need of warning about?

[bkm5191]

not to drop the baby mostly.

[disarm_d]

BABY! ♥

[elfiepike]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

yes. "personal growth." that is what i will be imagining. XD XD XD XD

[disarm_d]

Isn't that just the greatest way of phrasing it? I was, and still am, utterly tickled, :D :D :D

[fitofpique]

Oh, stop! I almost can't bear to read about your adventures in "cooking". I feel as though I should call the fire department or social services and tell them that you can't live on your own because you use your thumb as a cutting board and chop veggies with your teeth! I'm scared for you! But then I just imagine the personal growth that's going to happen for you in the next two years and I feel much better about everything :D

ILU.

[disarm_d]

Last semester maybe the fire department was needed, but since them I am 100x less likely to set off my smoke alarm, so things are all good. AT LEAST I'M COOKING VEGETABLES, OKAY

And then, omg, loling FOREVER. Forever and ever. I feel like the amazing personal growth that is going to happen for me in the next two years is that I may move into a place with a dishwasher, *\o/*

NO YOU

[secrethappiness]

i agree with pique. reading about your adventures in cooking was almost like watching a scary movie. i'm not saying doing dishes every night is rewarding but it beats using your teeth to cut veggies. of course, i also view cooking as relaxing so it could be that we're fundamentally different people.

[disarm_d]

Having dirty dishes doesn't mean you have to do dishes every night! Dishes are soooo happy to just hang out in the sink until you run out of plates. WHICH IS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS, because I have two favorite plates, so it's not like it's that long before I'm motivated to wash them. I just, you know, try to do all my pre-cooking/cooking on the plate I'm eating dinner on. I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.

Which is to say, I quite like cooking! It's just that I am alone in this world and so I also have to do all of the washing up. I would use alllll of the dishes if I had a minion to wash up for me afterwards.

[secrethappiness]

warning: i'm about to talk about when i was your age.

i used to do the exact same thing. i still do a little, i wash my coffee pot every other day. i pioneered using a cup to fill up my brita pitcher because the sink was too full to get the pitcher in it. the worst was when i had to use a coffee mug because the dishes were so high. but then as i got older and got more frustrated about going to use something only to find it dirty, i realized that doing dishes every night would cut down on frustration and encourage me to cook the next evening because everything would be ready to use.

this was also when i realized i had truly entered adulthood.

I am alone in this world and so I also have to do all of the washing up. I would use alllll of the dishes if I had a minion to wash up for me afterwards. if you can get a minion who does kitchen duty, please send one my way.

[disarm_d]

ahahah, oh no! A, When I Was Your Age warning!

I do understand what you're saying, but I also hold out hope that my entry into adult-land will occur with the special bonus of a dishwasher. A huge, magical dishwasher that can also handle all of the pots and pans. *_________*

If I find an extra one, I'll be sure to send it over!

[almostblue]

This is an amazing entry. Also, your brain voice sounds suspiciously close to mine.

[disarm_d]

After I hit post, I was like, "damn, I wonder how many people are going to defriend me over this lunacy?" Because... /o\ If this post doesn't scare you away, then I am most happy, ♥ Also, WOOOO! Matching brainvoices! :D

[almostblue]

I have lost count of the number of times I have typed up a brain-voice entry and then deleted it because I read it back and realized it made me sound like a crazy person. Like the other night, how I was like "Oh, man. Have you ever boiled water, right, and then looked down at the pot and realized it looks a lot like tiny little creepy eyeballs floating up and staring at you? BECAUSE IT TOTALLY DOES."

Thankfully, the person I was talking to actually had noticed that, but. I get it. I am not scared off at all ♥ :DDDD

[disarm_d]

Post them in the future! Sharing your insanity/shame is what the internet is all about, ahahahhahaha. ♥