Comments | disarm_d: Porn. In all caps. Yeah. I don't know.

disarm_d

Porn. In all caps. Yeah. I don't know.

Jul 31, 2007 23:46

Hello. I created porn on AIM. And now, I am going to inflict it on you.

( Spencer/Brendon, genderswap, girl!oral, nc-17. This is me. I don't know what you were expecting. )

chatporn, pairing: spencer/brendon, spencersmithinbedomg

Comments 32

theaerosolkid August 1 2007, 06:56:23 UTC

ALLCAPS IM PORN WINS.

\o/

I HAVE NOTHING COHERENT TO SAY.

disarm_d August 1 2007, 15:43:19 UTC

DUDE. JUST. DUDE. DO YOU SEE THE INSANITY THAT YOU CAUSE? YOU ARE COMPLETELY TO BLAME/GET CREDIT FOR THIS POST. HAHHAHAHA.

<3

theaerosolkid August 1 2007, 18:45:06 UTC

ODDLY ENOUGH I AM OKAY WITH THIS.

DUDE, DUDE. GIRL!BRENDON. JUST SAYIN'. IF HIS ASS IS THAT GLORIOUS AS A BOY, JUST IMAAAAAGINE, NRGH.

disarm_d August 2 2007, 00:42:11 UTC

DUDE. DUDE. YES. GIRL!BRENDON WOULD HAVE AN AMAZING ASS. AND SERIOUSLY, THE TINIEST WAIST *EVER*. OH MY GOD! BUT, NOT HUGE BOOBS. I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I STAND BY IT.

BRENDOOOOOON.

notshybutsly August 1 2007, 07:17:26 UTC

Jesus. *wipes brow* That was just hot.

disarm_d August 1 2007, 15:44:58 UTC

*takes a bow* Hhaahahaha. Just the mention of Spencer going down on a girl is hot. Because, good lord. Spencer! Girl!oral! Even ridiculous ALLCAPS aim porn can't ruin it.

ficsoreal August 1 2007, 07:21:32 UTC

\o?, this is me scratching my head. Where is the next part...the coming with cock. I am puzzled. See: \o? = puzzled. This was great. Spencer is devious in the best way.

disarm_d August 1 2007, 15:46:12 UTC

Dude, scratching your hear. That's the cutes icon! I love it! Awwwww. MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE CAN WRITE THAT NEXT PART. I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING HERE.

If Spencer wanted to deviously go down on a girl, I think I'd be all for that. At any time. Despite the deviousness.

jocondite August 1 2007, 07:53:42 UTC

It's an allcaps IM log, and I'm still sitting here going 'uh, uh, HOT WHOA OMG'. Is it pathological of me to love Spencer giving girl!Brendon head SO MUCH? It's such a specific kink, and, yet, wow, TOTALLY.

disarm_d August 1 2007, 15:48:08 UTC

As I said up above, Spencer giving girl!oral is such a compelling image that it can't be ruined. Even by allcaps chatfic porn. This is one of the strange things that makes life so wonderful.

DUDE, IF IT IS, THEN I'VE GOT IT TOO. OH GOD. SPENCER GIVING GIRL!BRENDON ORAL IS MY NUMBER ONE KINK IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GONE WRONG IN MY BRAIN, BUT I CAN'T SAY I MIND ALL THAN MUCH.

moondarri August 1 2007, 08:36:17 UTC

Dude. Dude.
Death by AllCaps!Porn.
Also, NNRGH.
Conclusion -- Spencer/Girl!Brendon = NotQuiteHeterosexual!OTP.

disarm_d August 1 2007, 15:49:09 UTC

I THINK THEY MIGHT BE MY OPT. JUST STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T KNOW. I LIKE BRENDON AS A BOY, TOO. SOMETIMES. JUST SPENCER/BRENDON IN ALL THEIR GLORIOUS FORMS. AND GIRL ORAL! \o/