unfingsalmon (6:05:16 PM): ---hahahaha oh man unfingsalmon (6:05:30 PM): CAITY POSTED HIPSTER HICCUP. unfingsalmon (6:05:40 PM): see? He is so hipster in canon that I don't even have to do it myself.
Also, Astrid, you only wish you were as hipster as Hiccup. Subvertin' gender and societal roles? Suck his handmade, high-quality, specially engraved, environmentally friendly penis amulet.
Hiccup isn't a hero! He's a bona-hero, but they're pretty uncommon in mainstream culture, and it's pretty easy to get them confused if you don't really know about them.
Yeah, man, it takes heat to produce a penis amulet, and what do you think the vikings did to produce heat? They burned coal--super unfriendly to the environment. They never really caught on to the whole grass-roots movement. Why do you think Hiccup never considered himself an actual Viking? His penis amulet is carbon neutral!
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unfingsalmon (6:05:30 PM): CAITY POSTED HIPSTER HICCUP.
unfingsalmon (6:05:40 PM): see? He is so hipster in canon that I don't even have to do it myself.
Also, Astrid, you only wish you were as hipster as Hiccup. Subvertin' gender and societal roles? Suck his handmade, high-quality, specially engraved, environmentally friendly penis amulet.
You mainstream harlot.
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environmentally friendly...?
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Yeah, man, it takes heat to produce a penis amulet, and what do you think the vikings did to produce heat? They burned coal--super unfriendly to the environment. They never really caught on to the whole grass-roots movement. Why do you think Hiccup never considered himself an actual Viking? His penis amulet is carbon neutral!
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