Good gracious.

[jealousflower]

Hello, you dirty fucking sluts.

I just thought I should inform you that Emil-E and myself are cool. Cooler than cool. UBER COOL.

Ehem, as such, you will be required to grovel, beg, whine, and perform sexual favors as necessary for acceptance.

Remember, kids ... Your mods love you.

xoxoxox
Sammie

Comments

[fatpussyfarts]

woof woof woof i want to bit your bum

[jealousflower]

Sounds hawt. Where do I sign up?

xoxoxox
Sammie

P.S. Your journal entry makes me hot. Let's make out.
P.P.S. If this is Kate, you're totally the coolest like, ever. Even it isn't, the aforementioned still stands.
P.P.P.S. Apply to the community, biattttch!