I just realized "Needles and Pins" is not a song about anxious excitement at the sight of your crush at all.

The French translation of "Big Momma's House 2" is "Chez Big Momma 2". I love that.

Rob Schneider is apparently half white, half Filipino. For some reason, this makes a lot of sense to me.

(Also, Jennifer Tilly is half Chinese. This, too, makes sense to me.)

( oh my goodness, bea arthur is REALLY old now )

I want to go and personally beat this disgusting semblance of a human.

Although I dislike the Oscars intensely and believe them to be meaningless I nonetheless say BOO to the fact that C.R.A.Z.Y. was not nominated. Boo.

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Fuck you LJ or Netscape or whatever the hell just fucked up the whole entry I just wrote. Argh.

I'll admit that I have a bit of an obsession with looking at pictures of Frances Bean.

BARF