Can somebody get me a spider? I want to see if you can actually stab them~.

...Or shoot them, or drown them, or set fire to them, or various other things.

Mmm, flaming spiders. I think I'll enjoy that~.

I don't see why everybody is complaining really; I mean, I've been tiny, blonde and female for years and it's never bothered me all that much. I actually lends to the element of surprise~

Besides, being female is far more fun anyway~

[Filter: Away from the law types around the complex~]Today I killed a man and I liked it ( Read more... )

[A increasingly mad laugh and a sound of something being smashed with utter Glee~] Oh yes, ohhhhhh Yes- Bia is back baby! No more of that little brat around, just me! Me! Yes.

[A low whistle and then a slightly more sinister chuckle] Oh, Horcus, darling? Didn't we have something that we needed to talk about?

[Bia's current laugh: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA]

...I hate the world.

Anybody who laughs loses their ankles, got it? Just because I'm like this doesn't mean that I can't remove several appendages of yours and beat you over the head with them.

Bloody Cronus.

Hades, my lord? I've finished the last list of people that you gave me- do you have anymore lists to give me?

...Really, they went down rather easily- you would've thought that they'd be trained.

So, want to know what my favourite colour is? Red; bright red- crimson as a matter of fact. Wearing it is fun- as is causing it ( Read more... )

Oh, I baked all day today and it was divine- I really feel like I'm making progress now; and everything looks so very shiny. It really is divine; I wish I could show you all! Oh, if only I had a husband to show this to- and children too; it'd be quite wonderful ( Read more... )

[Bia shall be clearing her throat loudly before she begins- by which the narration means actually banging two cymbals together to gather attention; after a few moments she chuckles slightly and bursts into a rather off-key song]

On the first day of Christmas
my true hate sent to me:
A Vulture in a Carcass~

[Then she stops singing for a moment and ( Read more... )

[Private; Voice]

She's proud of me; how can... For all my life I thought they favoured Nike; for all my life I thought I was always the second best daughter next to that lovely queen of victory and now...

[The sound of a glass shattering and a low snarl] No, she's lying- she has to be lying; that's where I must've got it from- I'm right, I'm ( Read more... )