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[directforce]

[Filter: Private]

Humph- from all appearences this month has been nowhere near as good as last month. Where's all the violence? The guts? The blood? Where are the people beating each other in the face?

This just confirms my suspiscions; mortals, when behaving normally? Are boring.

[Public]

Most mortals are boring~.

Comments

[xworthless_onex]

I'm sorry we bore you~

[directforce]

Well, only most of you.

Do you want to come over? I haven't beaten you up in a while as I recall.

[xworthless_onex]

I'm glad some of us don't~

No, you haven't! Do you want me to come over for a...sparing session?

[directforce]

It's nearing negative numbers but whatever reassures you~.

What, right now?

[3shinyobjects]

Most of us are too busy to be entertainin.

[directforce]

Yes, I know- busy being boring~.

[sixheadsoffury]

Most of them, maybe.

[directforce]

Definitely, some are hardly worth even thinking of.

[sixheadsoffury]

Until they make noise?

[directforce]

Of course! Or until their bones break; but some like that.

[Voice]

[hate_and_oaths]

Are they, now?

They break rather easily.

[Voice]

[directforce]

[A long pause; and then, coldly:] Yes, mother.

Of course they do; but I can't do everything for them.

[Voice]

[hate_and_oaths]

...Yes, I'm also filled with joy of knowing one of my kids got screwed by Cronus.

I'm you could at least end them, since most of them won't really do it by themselves?

[Voice]

[directforce]

I bet you are.

Yes, but I don't have the time to end the enitre planet.

[iheartmemost]

Not all mortals, I assure you.

[directforce]

Do you have proof?

[iheartmemost]

I am proof.

[directforce]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Do you have people to back that statement up?