I <3 revisionist history

[directbetween]

From Squee45:

"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (

Comments

[somaustralis]

This one time, we barbequed an entire pig and made Forrest eat it in front of us. We shared a crate of homemade beer while sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories, listening to the coyotes howl and the horses rustle in the darkness. Then we all held hands and danced around in a circle until Forrest threw up. An outlaw rode by and, disgustd by Forrest's behavior, hog-tied and kidnapped him forever. We weeped for hours. The End.

[directbetween]

Hell yes, I do NOT remember that.

[directbetween]

Touché, asshole. Touché

My favorite quotes from those years:

"I'm just kidding, Dana, I've always liked you."
-Mike George

"Well, I can tell you that Jesus would not be as much of a hypocrite as me! Ahahaha!"
-Mel

"Meh. Pot is okay, but it's gotten really old. Kinda childish."
-Kasdon, Tovah, You, Mel, Loren, Kelila etc.

"Juliet? My GOD no. No no no. Not even remotely attracted."
-Tony

"Meet my sister, she's really single."
-Charlie

"Sorry. I only act like that around my friends."
-Nate Horodyski

"Evil questions game? I don't know of any game like that."
-Zeke

"Slow down, Paul, there's a curve up ahead."
-Bodhi

[somaustralis]

You guys are teh horrors.

[robohobo]

Shit, remember when we didn't kill the dinosaurs? That was pretty fucking not sweet.

[directbetween]

I thought it was sweet. We worked in that dinosaur nursury together, and the new mommy dinosaurs would show up at the window and we'd pick up their babies and bring them over so they could have a look. That was an awesome Community Experience.

[greynoise]

I remember when the zombie apocalypse hit. We holed up in your dad's machine shop where we fashioned crude broadswords and spears. We valiantly fought our way through the horde of our unnaturaly animated loveds ones, but eventually you got infected and turned into a zombie as well. After that, I'm pretty sure you got me too, because I can't remember anything else besides pain and the sweet, sweet taste of human flesh.

[directbetween]

...AH!

You're making that up!

That never HAPPENED.

psh. You had me going there for a sec.

[unwoundclock]

Remember back in the french revolution when I dragged your wounded body through that storm and then made sweet hot love to you after tending your wounds? . P.S. sorry about the gangren

[directbetween]

I wish I could stop reading this as "Made sweet hot love to your wounds."

Maybe you should have just left me for dead.