today may well be a little bit odd:

[dionysuslost]

i woke up this morning and promptly tore the freezer door off of its hinges. i know not how or why, only that i did. i have decided that this is infact a harbinger of the coming apocolapse. To whit:
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Comments

Re: Mwhahaha! Take that freezer boy!

[miss_mari]

[deleri_uhm]

So you killed all the eskimoes.
Bastard.

Re: fucking innuits

[dionysuslost]

i just woke up one morning and decided that if one more fur-wearing, spear-carrying seal-skin-canoe-driving prick cut me off in traffic, i was gonna have to kill em all. and then, wouldn't you know....