Hugathon '08: The Tight Has An Agenda
This is a present for the wonderful alissabobissa (who so very kindly made me this kickass icon!). She requested Tigh and Kara snarking, and I tried a few different things, but came up with this instead. Hope you like it, Alissa!
(Spoilers through 4.04, "Six of One.")
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3rd Official Secret Cylon Meeting
Col. Saul Tigh, Presiding
AGENDA
Item 1. We’re still Cylons, WTF???
* propose motion to keep acting ‘normal’ (because WE ARE, DAMMIT)
Item 2. Chief is always late.
* propose motion to kick his ass
Item 3. Kara Thrace: Crazy as ever, so Probably Not a Cylon?
* propose motion to just keep our traps shut and lay low
* say “SHUT UP ANDERS, YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER HAD A WIFE?”
* say “Do you want to get shot?! Because I’LL pull the trigger if you won’t quit yer yappin”
* Bitchslap Sam and make my I-killed-my-wife face
*repeat
Item 4. Gaius might know about the Five, the HELL-?
* propose motion that Tory frak the info out of the slimy bastard
* if Tory objects say “Well, you know, not really”
* find out if she objects to blowjobs
Item 5. My ongoing hallucinations: Side effect of drinking, Cylonitude, or soul-crushing guilt?
* ten minute group discussion
Item 6. Fifth Official Rant: Stop making weird faces the second anybody mentions ‘CYLON,’ YOU CRAZY SCUMBAG BASTARDS! I MEAN IT
Item 7. DRINK
Item 8. DRINK
Item 9. DRINK
Item 10. Group Hug Who put that there?!
Item 11. Kick some smartaleck’s ass WE ARE CYLONS THIS IS NO TIME FOR HUGS ☹
Item 12. BURN THIS MEMO!!!
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(...Don't mess with the Tight, bitches!)
ETA: Arrgh you guys I think I saw an icon once that said "This is my 'I killed my wife' face" but now can't find it for the life of me...does anyone know where to get it? Help! FOUND: by art_in_disguise
(Spoilers through 4.04, "Six of One.")
/=============================================================================\
3rd Official Secret Cylon Meeting
Col. Saul Tigh, Presiding
AGENDA
Item 1. We’re still Cylons, WTF???
* propose motion to keep acting ‘normal’ (because WE ARE, DAMMIT)
Item 2. Chief is always late.
* propose motion to kick his ass
Item 3. Kara Thrace: Crazy as ever, so Probably Not a Cylon?
* propose motion to just keep our traps shut and lay low
* say “SHUT UP ANDERS, YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER HAD A WIFE?”
* say “Do you want to get shot?! Because I’LL pull the trigger if you won’t quit yer yappin”
* Bitchslap Sam and make my I-killed-my-wife face
*repeat
Item 4. Gaius might know about the Five, the HELL-?
* propose motion that Tory frak the info out of the slimy bastard
* if Tory objects say “Well, you know, not really”
* find out if she objects to blowjobs
Item 5. My ongoing hallucinations: Side effect of drinking, Cylonitude, or soul-crushing guilt?
* ten minute group discussion
Item 6. Fifth Official Rant: Stop making weird faces the second anybody mentions ‘CYLON,’ YOU CRAZY SCUMBAG BASTARDS! I MEAN IT
Item 7. DRINK
Item 8. DRINK
Item 9. DRINK
Item 10. Group Hug Who put that there?!
Item 11. Kick some smartaleck’s ass WE ARE CYLONS THIS IS NO TIME FOR HUGS ☹
Item 12. BURN THIS MEMO!!!
\=============================================================================/
(...Don't mess with the Tight, bitches!)
ETA: Arrgh you guys I think I saw an icon once that said "This is my 'I killed my wife' face" but now can't find it for the life of me...does anyone know where to get it? Help! FOUND: by art_in_disguise