Ask the Hybrid

[dionusia]

So, I was going to do a "Tell Unca Saul" BSG advice column back to back with a "Ask the Hybrid" piece for bsg_crack, but as boom_queen anticipated me on my Tigh idea, I guess I will just do the Hybrid one

Comments

[nicole_anell]

Dear The Hybrid,

I don't mean to pry or overstep my bounds, but uh, I was wondering, well, how much would you say that God loves me? On a scale of, for example, one to fifty? And on another note, do you suppose He hates the current administration of the fleet, and when can I expect them to be struck down with metaphorical or literal lightning bolts? Do you like me? What sort of biological parts do you have in that tank, just out of curiousity? Also, am I a Cylon? Will I find out sometime soon? If not, could I make myself Cylon-er in any way? If so, how?

Gaius Ba An Anonymous Colonial Citizen

[williwawz]

Yo-jacked in cylon bitch,
This frakazoid cylon claimed I had some big destiny, then I frak'n died and saw earth. Suddenly, I'm alive again in this totally bling new viper and scare the shit out of the frakking fleet. Now no one will listen to me (besides my scorned BFF/lover) and they all think I'm a cylon and ignore me.
How do I convince the frakkers to not to airlock me and let me out of this cell?
-Destini Sukz

[grapefruitzzz]

How can I meet nice boys and get them to Do stuff, o oracle of goopy wisdom?