Insomnia breeds crack. Poems to Lee, Rebel Scruff Edition

[dionusia]

I tried to write a little about scruff today but my brain wasn't cooperating. As you can tell, my BSG writings have been steadily declining in quality and increasing in wacko. So it's only fitting that I wind up back at my roots, in crackpoetry

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[boom_queen]

Sorry I'm so late to the party darling :)

An Ode to Lee's Beard in Home pt1 and pt2

Thou still unravish'd beard of scruffiness,
Thou rough herald of angsty pining sublime,
Hirsute historian, who canst thus express
An unshaven tale more downy than our rhyme:
What bewhisker'd legend haunts about thy face
Of return'd friends or lovers, or of both,
On Kobol or the deck of the Astral Queen?
What draws her hands to thee? What shaggy growth?
What woolly touch? What nuzzles in this place?
And by Kara's side: What wild visions seen?

[daybreak777]

This is so wicked. I love it.

Bewhisker'd Hee!

And What shaggy growth!

Totally awesome. Yes, keep the love of this thread alive!

[canadiangirl_86]

What woolly touch? What nuzzles in this place?

LMFAO. I don't know how you guys think up this stuff!

[dionusia]

You triumph again, darling crackqueen!

Thou rough herald of angsty pining sublime,
Hirsute historian

OMG. I can't. HIRSUTE IS MY FAVORITE VOCABULARY WORD OF ALL TIME.

What nuzzles in this place?

Oh, mmm...whuh? Where was I?

Infinite thanks. :D You must post this to a bigger audience.

[boom_queen]

Haha, hirsute historianwas my favorite line too :)

I was going for less goofy (trying to find a fitting companion to the prettiness of "cerulean orbs" and lovely turbulence) but Crackiope has her way as always!

[bop_radar]

*lol*

[spinkkitty]

LMAO!

sheer cracknificance!

hirsute historian!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[brightest_blue]

Hee hee HEE!

What nuzzles in this place?

Um. Sorry. Just leaving. :P