Guide to the Obnoxious Foucault/ Kinsey Reader

[diogenesshadow]

I am certain that most of you know at least one pseudo-intellectual who thoroughly “enjoys” the work of Foucault or Kinsey. Possibly, they read both at the same time and attempt to amaze you with their infinite bits of knowledge on the complication known as human sexuality. Granted, one can read Foucault or Kinsey without being a pseudo-

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[erindubitably]

I watched a movie about Kinsey - does that make me pseudo-intellectual? I sure hope so, I wanna be smart.

[diogenesshadow]

You're my on-line friend. That makes you smart. Kinsey is unimportant in comparison.

[satou_sei]

I think you're smart because you have lezbiens in your user pic.

Does that count?

[lucidstar]

[diogenesshadow]

Thanks for the love.

I consider my personal feelings about the scale to be an aside, what bothers me is the people that tell me that I have to be a certain way because of the scale - and so I mocked them. Relentlessly. Not all Kinsey readers are obnoxious - just the ones I listed.

[lucidstar]

[satou_sei]

There's no need to be so hateful... it's completely understandable that you would reject such an innate part of your consciousness. Most of us reject certain things about us, like our hair, weight, intellect, attitude, and such. We would sooner admit to sodomizing little poodles under the mask of the night than admit we are bisexual.

Dio, I just wanted to let you know you have my support, despite your denial. One day, when you meet that right man, you will understand the transcendant philosophies of Kinsey and Foucault.

Until then, you can be content with the label "lesbian" as much as you'd like.

[diogenesshadow]

OMG, it's like you've known me all my life. How did you know about my innate process of rejection? I have been fighting for years to overcome this most integral part of my nature. You have given me the courage to be who I truly am. Now that this has been said, I can no longer have hawt sweaty lesbian sekks with you, because it is time for me to explore my sexuality with a man.

Thank you for your support in this, and the sacrifices you will have to make as I become myself and understand Kinsey and Foucault infinitely better.

[satou_sei]

It's not a sacrifice if it's for the greater good. I consider myself a strong believer in Kantian ethics, and I believe the ends justify the means. I hope you understand that this isn't to be interpreted as apathy on my end, but rather, undying devotion to your happiness and to your true self.

Bon voyage ("have a nice trip").

[diogenesshadow]

You are so deep and wise that I think I shall have to stop the journey to enlightenment to have hawt lezbian sekks with you. It is only after this occurs that I feel I can enter the path of righteousness.

Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with learning a variety of tongues...

Oh wait, how does that go again?

[scarlet_havoc]

You're guides will stop me from steping out of the house one day. I swear by it.

[satou_sei]

I've stopped leaving the house since this ho started her damn journal.

[diogenesshadow]

Is there any need to leave when Dio is on the intarw3b?

[satou_sei]

nevar

[yuri_shoujo]

Peh, all bisexual my ass, that ussually enrages me. I think sexuality is more fluid than many will accept, but not EVERYONE is bisexual. LORD, if everyone was, that would mean I could date boys. Sometimes I wish ;_;

...then I plug my brain back in

[diogenesshadow]

*sighs* It warms my heart every time I get into a conversation that involves me being told that.

Perhaps next they'll ask me how do I know I'm a lezbo without sleeping with a man... then, I'll have to kill them.