Comments | diogenesshadow: Got Milk?

diogenesshadow

Got Milk?

Apr 15, 2006 01:22

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Comments 10

shift0matic April 15 2006, 02:48:15 UTC

So when the bitch starts having a cow, give her a cow? That's what I call fighting fire with fire.

diogenesshadow April 15 2006, 03:03:59 UTC

Now you've got the hang of it. Fight fire with fire. Of course, you could always hit said h0 with a blunt object and let her sleep off the PMS. That's only if the warm milk doesn't work.

bakuretsu10shi April 15 2006, 03:22:08 UTC

Ah, that's a good idea. If the milk and sun doesn't work, tossing a few tablets of Valium into the warm yummy bovine secretion usually does the trick too.

diogenesshadow April 15 2006, 13:05:09 UTC

That's an excellent idea. Why didn't I think of that?

satou_sei April 15 2006, 04:57:03 UTC

So are you on Viactiv?

diogenesshadow April 15 2006, 13:05:34 UTC

I stopped taking all pills when you wouldn't let me take them off your stomach.

elwhyenen April 15 2006, 06:42:48 UTC

I KNUU TEH MILK WAS TEH SPESHUL SOMEHA000000ooo.

diogenesshadow April 15 2006, 13:05:49 UTC

ZOMG YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yuri_shoujo April 15 2006, 20:22:01 UTC

I just carry a metal bat during said week instead of wood. (:

diogenesshadow April 15 2006, 23:02:55 UTC

The blunt object approach - tried and true. Excellent work.