Ampersand is Yorick's monkey (yeah, Yorick's a Lit major and writer - mostly Knight Rider fanfiction, but still *g*) and his monkey poop is the answer to the survival of the few remaining male mammals on the planet so he's a very special monkey...who was monkeynapped by Australian pirates, escaped, ended up in Japan, was traded to a robot pimp for a month with a realistic manbot, and then was traded again to a Canadian popstar with a terrible drug addiction who is about to trade his tiny little monkey pee pee for blow.
Yorick's trying to track him down but there are obstacles. Like the fact that he won't trade his body for Ampersand because he has a fiance (Beth, but not the Beth he slept with and fathered a daughter - also named Beth - to, a different Beth who is in Australia somewhere but nobody can find her) and doesn't want to cheat on her. Even though he already has. Three times. Which isn't bad considering he's been the last penis on earth for several years now. Heh. I love this book so very much.
Awww! So sad and beautiful. And so typically Batman. Doesn't much care what happens, but as soon as one of his boys is threatened... hooo-ey!
Batman better be thankful for that, dammit.
He is. *smaps Batman*
I love his quiet, creepy batlike desperation in making another clone.
I love how we can get our points across simply by adding 'batlike' to a sentence. Cause seriously? The BatFamily are twisted in *so* many ways. Nobody does subterranean labs and secret projects like the Bats do. Except for the exception of a certain Luthor we all know and love...
*g* I'm sure there was *some* concern underneath that mask as Brother Eye mentioned all the possible casualties, but as soon as he got to Dick, who he called Batman's "favourite", all hell broke loose inside that mask, I'm sure. T'was awesome.
Batlike is a very good word, yes. There are even bats in Tim's cave! I have images of Tim surrepticiously brushing bat guano off his cape when he walks back up to join the rest of the Titans each day.
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*giggle*
...There's a character named Ampersand in Y? *cracks up* Love!
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Yorick's trying to track him down but there are obstacles. Like the fact that he won't trade his body for Ampersand because he has a fiance (Beth, but not the Beth he slept with and fathered a daughter - also named Beth - to, a different Beth who is in Australia somewhere but nobody can find her) and doesn't want to cheat on her. Even though he already has. Three times. Which isn't bad considering he's been the last penis on earth for several years now. Heh. I love this book so very much.
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Batman better be thankful for that, dammit.
He is. *smaps Batman*
I love his quiet, creepy batlike desperation in making another clone.
I love how we can get our points across simply by adding 'batlike' to a sentence. Cause seriously? The BatFamily are twisted in *so* many ways. Nobody does subterranean labs and secret projects like the Bats do. Except for the exception of a certain Luthor we all know and love...
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What the fuck??
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Batlike is a very good word, yes. There are even bats in Tim's cave! I have images of Tim surrepticiously brushing bat guano off his cape when he walks back up to join the rest of the Titans each day.
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