That Time Of Year Again

[dimensionm]

So today is Columbus Day. That means it's the day when we mark the calendar that everyone who is not a Native American owes 520 years of back rent.

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[jajy1979]

Being of Scandinavian decent, do I have to pay for 1012 years? Is that prorated against my English blood? Does my wife get a percentage discount based on native blood?

Details man! Details! Can't anyone give details in an election year?

[dimensionm]

This post has been brought to you by the Mitt Romney Historical Society. Therefore, there can be no details at this time. And probably not until at least November 7. And I'm pretty sure you aren't going to like the details. At all.