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[digitalnight]

I've just been reading through one of my old exercise books. I mean really old - I couldn't have been older than five.
How they managed to miss that I was dyslexic I have no idea.

Edit:// Joseph Wanked Jesus right NoW. Oh dear lord!

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[digitalnight]

Though really, does that actually count as incest? It was definatly his legal father, just supposedly not his biological. (The whole nativity makes a hell of a lot more sense if you look at conception in the mannor in which they believed it to occure at the time.

[ravenfiredragon]

How did they believe conception to occur in Judeah at that time?

[digitalnight]

The baby is dirived from the woman's flesh, the male penis acts to shape the flesh into another teeny huiman and the soul comes from God. Because we all know how good penis' are at delicate motor tasks and spunk is actually an army of migrant workers.
If it's all the woman's flesh, and the man just does the "important" part rather than contributing any then it's not too far to strech that God could do that. At least it doesn't make you read the nativity and when it says "she found she was with child through the holy spirit" and [paraphrase]"the angel of the Lord came unto Mary" you don't start wondering if they've done the dirty.

[amanduriel]

Maybe they just figured you were a particularly perverted little child who knew exactly what she was talking about!

...WTF were you trying to write?

[digitalnight]

"wanted" - though without context that's just as bad, though less explicit.

It does read like a guide to being dyslexic - plenty of backwards letters, variable spellings, jumping subject matters.