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Well, I'm gonna go to the mall. I'm gonna check it out so I'll have some idea what I want and stuff. Sometime this week, lizzlefoshizzle is gonna help me pick out clothes that won't say "IBM Programming Team" on them (they really do exist!). I figure I should go today and see what I'm getting myself into.
I know: I'm a sell out. I always used to say that ( Read more... ) -
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
From the people who brought you "sloppy cock", here's "Homophones"
Yes, they're so sweet
That's why we always meet
Not that kind of meat
But you can't beat
Homophones
brb, I have to go beat my meet -
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Well, Rachel posted about this "ljarchive" program where you can go through all your posts and comments and stuff on your local computer. So cool ( Read more... ) -
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One of these days I'm gonna invent a whoopie cushion filled with chocolate so it sounds and looks like you farted and shit your pants at the same time.
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We called my Aunt and my Cousin in London and they are doing ok after the bombings. They were a little shaken, and it kinda reminded me of how I felt after the 9/11 attacks. I mean, even though they didn't attack Orlando, I still felt on edge. I felt like at any minute a plane could slam into UCF ot Disney. It was nerve-wracking ( Read more... ) -
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Happy 4th of July ( Read more... ) -
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Rain when I'm supposed to be outside playing racquetball makes Jason a sad panda =(
Oh well, I hope to see y'all at the ONE.org thing at Natura tonight =) -
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paaartyyy timeeeee!!!!!!!