Because Jen's answers were so funny...

[digitalghost]

1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you

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[gameshowfreak]

*raises hand*

[digitalghost]

1. You are totally dongin'
2.
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry, worry

Cause baby there
Ain't no penis high enough (high enough)
Ain't no penis low enough (no, no, no, no)
Ain't no penis wide enough (ain't no penis baby)
To keep me from getting to you, yeah

Remember the day
I set it free
I told it "you could always count on me darling"
From that day on
I made a vow
I'll be there when it wants me
Some way some how

Cause baby there
Ain't no penis high enough (high enough)
Ain't no penis low enough (no, no, no, no)
Ain't no penis wide enough (ain't no penis baby)
To keep me from getting to you, oh

No wind, no rain

Or winters cold can't stop it baby

If it ever needs, a helping hand
I'll be there on a double
Just as fast as I can

Cause there just
Ain't no penis high enough (high enough)
Ain't no penis low enough (no, no, no, no)
Ain't no penis wide enough (ain't no penis baby)
To keep me from getting to you, oh

3. Goatse.cx flavored jello!4. I'm the

[gameshowfreak]

Haha, sweet.

5) That is technically true. We met outside my apartment, but the occasion was, of all things, Hillel bowling.
7) Yes, 3x to Canada.