Hello there Ms. minievil. LTNS (which is obviously due to the fact that you live in the durty south...) How have you been? =) (xposted to your journal)
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sounds like you ran into a douche bag.
They should really make detectors and traps for those. And tag them. Like wildlife.
They're dangerous creatures, y'know.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU MEDDLING WITH THEM DOUCHEBAGS AGAIN, YAH HEAR!?!?! >=(
I know it might seem exciting messing with such dangerous creatures at first, but they're WILD! They can't help their primitive instincts. THEY'LL BITE YER ARM CLEAN OFF WITHOUT BLINKING!!
Oh, and I've come to the conclusion that douchebags have highly attuned anti-douchebag-radar radar! It's Murphy's law in action. It's times like these that the phrase 'drat, foiled again' comes to mind.
Speaking of 'tagged wildlife', LOL... I watched a Nature channel show last night about South African penguins. There was this massive oil spill off the coast and a ton of people volunteered to help the penguins escape it. They took something like 3/4 of a million penguins captive and cleaned them down, rehabilitating them for release. Then they marked each penguin with a dot of bright pink spraypaint. They spent all that time and trouble cleaning the little buggers off and then promptly spray chemical-filled paint on 'em. Douchebaggery? Indeed.
As a semi-professional part-time semi-retired mildly-hyphenated douchebag I think I can say that we do have anti-douchebag-radar radar. We're a tricky folk to tack down.
Also I just realized that you're not on my friends list for some reason. I thought you just didn't post a lot. Fixing this now.
Okay after checking you ARE on my list and I don't have any filters relating to you. This is odd.
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They should really make detectors and traps for those.
And tag them.
Like wildlife.
They're dangerous creatures, y'know.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU MEDDLING WITH THEM DOUCHEBAGS AGAIN, YAH HEAR!?!?! >=(
I know it might seem exciting messing with such dangerous creatures at first, but they're WILD! They can't help their primitive instincts. THEY'LL BITE YER ARM CLEAN OFF WITHOUT BLINKING!!
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Oh, and I've come to the conclusion that douchebags have highly attuned anti-douchebag-radar radar! It's Murphy's law in action. It's times like these that the phrase 'drat, foiled again' comes to mind.
Speaking of 'tagged wildlife', LOL... I watched a Nature channel show last night about South African penguins. There was this massive oil spill off the coast and a ton of people volunteered to help the penguins escape it. They took something like 3/4 of a million penguins captive and cleaned them down, rehabilitating them for release. Then they marked each penguin with a dot of bright pink spraypaint.
They spent all that time and trouble cleaning the little buggers off and then promptly spray chemical-filled paint on 'em. Douchebaggery? Indeed.
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Also I just realized that you're not on my friends list for some reason. I thought you just didn't post a lot. Fixing this now.
Okay after checking you ARE on my list and I don't have any filters relating to you. This is odd.
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