I found Mandy today (not Jesus.). And she was black. Pitch black. She's gone now, off to make some older woman's feet more comfortable while easing backpain ( Read more... )

I dress up like a confused young emo boy, there is a dead fly in my cd player, and someone wrote "chlymidia" on this computer. Ain't life grand?

In the midst of all my stamping and breaking, I was besotted by a Where's Waldo? In Hollywood book. I mean, where is Waldo? Does he honestly think he's being fair, hiding 3/4s of his body behind a wagon, fifteen people in togas, and a canopy? Does he feel that his floating, bespectacled head attached to a sliver of red-and-white striped encased ( Read more... )

I haven't talked to anybody (except Leah and Kristy(? Crystal's friend, I think that's her name) and Kacey for many days now, and if some of you are wondering why I haven't called or imed or emailed or posted to you, here's why ( Read more... )

Gah, I haven’t really updated since my b-day. I officially suck. It’s cool, I admit it. On the very weekend after my last update Blythe was up here and we went and blasted some paintballs off, as seen in my sort-of entry featuring the newspaper article our beautiful bods adorned ( Read more... )

I was looking for a juvenile video called "Spiders & Scorpions" in the back when I scraped the side of my arm over the full cart. It occurred to me, as I pressed a Kleenex against my bleeding limb, that perhaps the dude was unaware of our separate juvenile video area. Yes, my efforts were futile here. I directed him left of the desk, past the ( Read more... )

I have decided that I have no ambition, no life goals, and no chance in hell of getting better than straight B's *again* this semester. My life is pointless, so what is the point of continuing this college experience?

I might fail Calculus II. Calculus. As in math. My major. The before-now joy of my life. I'm going to fail that fucking ( Read more... )

Hey guys, let's go be expats in the country of our collective choice ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I did a bad thingI was at work when I wondered why I felt so nauseous and lightheaded ( Read more... )

Jon: imma go play some video-gamage ( Read more... )