*Crystalline* It's Not Always About Us

[dieuterus]

My theory is that Hurricane Ivan is the ocean's mysterious attempt to punish sharks. Yes, humans are being slammed, but imagine beneath the waves, sharks tossed about like cheese puffs in a blender.

My evidence?

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[thetiniestspark]

Hehe. :)

[phroe]

the national weather beuro or something.... they have the names picked out already for like the next 50 or something.... you can look it up online.
http://kids.earth.nasa.gov/archive/hurricane/names.html
there you go.

that poor shark!!!! it got peged in the head by that sign!

*Crystalline* Thanks, Jon! I laughed much.

[dieuterus]

"The letters "Q", "U", "X", "Y" and "Z", however, are not used."

Fools. Come on--Hurricane Xanadu? Awesome. Hurricane Uterus? Appropriate.

Hurricane Kirk? A hurricane that goes beyond the final frontier, where no man has gone before? Hurricane Gaston? Hahaha! It would definitely be huge, French, and followed by blonde, buxom triplets across the planet. (*looks up* Beauty and The Beast reference)

...where's Hurricane Crystal?

Re: *Crystalline* Thanks, Jon! I laughed much.

[dieuterus]

Hurricane Xanadu would kick some ass.
Our trampoline got melded into funny shapes cause of Ivan :( Damn him. And my mom still has no power, and no phones, could be weeks, heheh. Sooo glad I live on campus. I slept through most of the storm... I think it was barometric pressure tiring me out... so now here it is Sunday afternoon and... I havent done any homework... cause Im bad... really...

*Crystalline* Mandy, why cause such duress?

[dieuterus]

For a moment, I had a friend identity crisis. I glanced at the header and was startled to see "*Crystalline*"--she can't be Crystalline, I'm Crystalline. And so, I perused your post looking for enlightening clues. Only upon the processing of "Ivan," "Sooo," and "cause Im bad" did I realize who you were.

Jeezus. Hurricane Jeezus.

Now I have to go make a collage depicting Lord Byron's "The Darkness."(<--There's a link.) Justin Hawkins will definitely be included.

*Megan*

[dieuterus]

You know, I think that souvenir shop looks really familiar. Like I've been to it before. Is it perhaps across the street from a building with a giant mantis in it?