This Episode: Kouji Kabuto Gets Sand In His...Speedo?

[diesinmagma]

[[ Kouji flops down on the beach once they get back to dry land, leaving Kaiser in a similarly dejected position. ]]

Operation: Kouji's Sexy Beach Adventure...? Complete failure. Except for that one part... Freaky-ass Ashura, didn't even have the guts for one bikini malfunction.

TETSUYAAAA. Where'd you put them all... And why do Tetsuyas always get

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[duo_death_god]

Where'd he put what all?

[diesinmagma]

The babes, Duo, the babes! He stole a submarine and at least ten, no, fifteen girls who got caught up in the whole thing, and I haven't seen him since... Sigh.

[duo_death_god]

Tetsuya made off in a submarine full of girls?

Clearly, I've been underestimating him.

[diesinmagma]

There's something terrible and dangerous hiding in there.

[anew_redshirt]

... Not you too.

Look... if you're bent out of shape that much... can't you like look at a porno or something?

[diesinmagma]

...y-y-you just don't understand...

Enter Passive-Aggressiveness!

[anew_redshirt]

Oh? And how come? Is it because you would have a legitimate reason to sneak glances at them and leave no physical evidence of which?

I seem to recall a girl named Sayaka at the Photonic Power labs who is roughly your age. She wouldn't have happened to have... how shall we say... "beaten you up upon finding a certain set of magazines hidden under your bed"?

It is just a guess. Feel free to deny it if you wish.

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[diesinmagma]

...A-Ahabfghsjf. I... THATNEVERHAPPENED.

[grandtheftmecha]

Is that all you think about at the beach?

[diesinmagma]

Y... No!

...Kinda... C'mon, like you're not a little angry too, right?

[grandtheftmecha]

I've got more reasons than missing out on eye candy!

[diesinmagma]

Like what, huh? Improving your tan?

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[wetnoodleguy]

Don't give up, Kouji! I'm sure there'll be other opportunities!

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[wetnoodleguy]

Do you know any other Tetsuya who gets all the chicks, by the way?

[diesinmagma]

Y-You're right, man! Guys like us've gotta stick together...!

Anyway, the other Tetsuya's a guy my dad trained. Not really a chick magnet, but he struck gold, tall and exotic and...stuff..., kinda like one of those 'childhood friend'-types... Of course, they'd probably both beat me up if they heard me say that!

[wetnoodleguy]

Let me guess, some sort of a rival of yours?

[sobershipcapt]

Wha--

What are you talking about?!

[diesinmagma]

What do you mean, what am I talking about?! You're the one who's got some explaining to do...!

[sobershipcapt]

A-are you threatening me?!

[diesinmagma]

You, you know what you've done already! Stealing so. many. girls.