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[diermoo]

I seriously need to get off my ass, and enslave the human race with my robot army.

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[xavier_fox]

Seriously! I mean, c'mon, the idiots up the street are playing beer pong on the front lawn at 3 in the afternoon on a Wednesday, how hard would it be to conquer humanity?

[akirashima]

you seem to forget their greatest natural defense which has destroyed all previous attempts at conquering. STUPIDITY! eventually through stupidity they thwart all comers. I know. My clone armies committed suicide before they got out of beaver Falls and the robots exploded trying to analyze their targets.
The cicada army was eaten. and the cybernetic lawn gnomes have never been heard of since....

[frosttalon]

I think XKCD has a better take on why that wouldn't work.

You gotta hover the mouse of the image to get the punchline.

[akirashima]

omg lol

[frosttalon]

Can I rule Australia?

Actually, wait, I hate Australia.

Can I rule Canada?

[sephebonblade]

But robots' paws are cold and hard. :(

[jean_luccougar]

Bad day? :p

[shadow_coon]

Get on it, dear! *nods*