Dear Jesus...

[dieewigenacht]

I want to have sex with this bike, RIGHT NOW

Oh boy, I feel so dirty.

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[dieewigenacht]

That's exactly what I though.

It was kinda embarassing really, because we were in a middle of a presentation and one of the guys start speaking about speed, then this thing appeared, and the only sound was my little

...oh god... At the back of the room.

Needless to say. I was salivating over this.

[warau_inu]

HOLY CRAP!
That's a sweet bike...
yes, obviously you would not regret your words!
As I can totally understand why you would feel that way, lol.

[dieewigenacht]

Yeah, no way I'll regret my words, it's just so perfect.

Grrr

I really want to see that thing in real life, really.

[cursor_mundi]

mmm. That's a prime example of why they call bikes "crotch rockets." World's most expensive vibrator, yes? :D

[dieewigenacht]

Crotch Rockets

Well that's new.
XD

But yes, I do believe this is the most expensive vibrator ever. (And also, the sexiest)

[cursor_mundi]

Urbandictionary.com says: A specific type of motorcycle, typically distinguished by it's [sic] aerodynamic 'hunched-over' seating position and high power to weight ratio. Often favoured by stunters, who choose the bikes because they are light and easy to perform tricks (such as wheelies and stoppies) on.

AKA, exceptionally sexy bikes that go really, really fast. :D Or, you know, rocket engines that you sit on. (Trust me, Tony Stark knows aaaaaalll about this concept...)

[dieewigenacht]

Tony probably had or has this bike somewhere.

I know it, you know it.

Also "rocket engines that you sit on" was something I never expected to hear, but I like it.