MEME; texts from last night

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texts from last night

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Eames » Inception (breaking the rules; story of my life)

[forgess]

I miss your penis. Im telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. U should b proud of it

mistext? I just needed to tell you this was beautiful.

[smokedscreen]

Penny? Do you need a ride home?

haha i COULDNT help myself

[forgess]

nope not pennies, PENIS. & i might but this margarita might be the holy grail. it just keeps refilling itself

i lol'd. and other people in the library gave me looks. :|

[smokedscreen]

Yes. Penis. Okay. Can you get home safely?

eames gives her sincerest inebriated apologies darling~

[forgess]

suuuuuure the ppl here r very nice. idk how they kno where i live but they r offering 2 take me home

:| ♥

[smokedscreen]

Penny, are they people you know?

[forgess]

i just asked. 2 said no & 1 said he wuld like to get to kno me lmao so lame

[smokedscreen]

Don't go home with strangers, dear. If you're downtown, I can give you a ride.

[forgess]

i think my margarita made ur text naughty but i like it either way!

[smokedscreen]

Will you keep your hands to yourself if I come for you?

[forgess]

oh i like that 1 even better. only if u promise 2 do the oposite when u do

[smokedscreen]

Stop drinking now. Promise me you'll behave. I'll be there in 15.

1/2

[forgess]

my face feels like the saddest face ever. what am i going 2 do with this margarita if i cant drink it?

[forgess]

maybe it can fit in my purse

[smokedscreen]

You aren't allowed in the car if you're covered in margarita, okay?

[forgess]

then coco locos jsust inhereted a yves saint laurent with about a pint of margarita slush in it. cheers!