MEME; texts from last night

[didntmakesense]

texts from last night

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Arthur || Inception

[shouldwalkaway]

[Raises a brow at the message before shaking his head slightly.]

[forgess]

i am srs. i wuld not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

[shouldwalkaway]

[Okay... At least he knew the number.]

You don't have a dick, Eames.

1/2

[forgess]

wuldnt it b great if i did tho?

2/2

[forgess]

wait not the point. maybe if i had a dick nash'd stop trying 2 get w me. let me borow ur dick arthur plz :(

[shouldwalkaway]

Nash is trying to get with you? [scowls] No, you can't borrow my dick and that is not... EAMES!

she.. might still be drunk >___>

[forgess]

nash is trying 2 get w his own hand. but y? i need it & its not fair that u get 2 have ur penis when i cant

*snickers* ILY

[shouldwalkaway]

[nearly chokes on his sip of coffee] ...Wait, what?

lmao dont encourage her bad decisions!

[forgess]

im just saying i wuld b very creative w it. & dont worry, i wuld treat it right. only the best 4 ur dick on my honour

*evil grin*

[shouldwalkaway]

Eames, perhaps you should... sober up a little and realize what it is you're texting me.

/TSKS AT YOU

[forgess]

i kno what im texting! considr it a mantra. WWED/ what wuld eames do.... with my dick! got a rite ring 2 it

Tsk all you want, darling. Won't help the evil thoughts.

[shouldwalkaway]

I don't know about that. Where are you?

well then, arthur brought this on himself

[forgess]

how can u say that? it sounds great. you shuld say it out loud. what wuld eames do with my dick? THINK of all the possibilities!

but of course, darlin'

[shouldwalkaway]

I am NOT saying that or any version of it out loud.

[forgess]

but i have all this creativity and no dick 2 use it with. ur dick culd b benefiting 4m my creative genius jsyk

[shouldwalkaway]

And exactly what would you be doing with my dick, Eames?