Knock knock
Who's there.
Snail.
Snail who ?
Snail that you threw 10 years ago. Then I remembered. I had relocated this snail with my newspaper 10 years ago, a distance of roughly 15 feet. lol.

Have you ever wondered as to how the "tipping" thing started at restaurants ? I have not done any research on it, but, it feels rather awkward when you think about it. Assume that I am a waiter, and I am supposed to be earning a living out of tips more than out of my hourly rate, which is something abysmally low, say, $2.25/hour. I put in, say 8 ( Read more... )

Hi. I'm Troy McClure, You might remember me from such megahits as "Who killed Bunny Wabbit", "Nightmare on Pine St, volumes 6, 7 and 8", and the epic saga, "The Godmother, parts 1 and 2 ( Read more... )

I read it somewhere. you read it here.

I am in a jolly good mood today. I feel like picking up a musical instrument, and make some music. I have never played guitar before, and I feel that is the simplest instrument that I can play now, if only I knew my way around. If I had to play my violin, then I have to remove it from its case, apply rosin to the bow, and warm up a little with ( Read more... )

I hate it when people say, "...That should teach them a lesson". They usually say so when they are hateful of "them" in that context. And come on, man, one of the most common views on history is "We learn a lesson from history..." or "History teaches us....". Why ( Read more... )

2 many ppl dead ( Read more... )

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone ( Read more... )

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no ( Read more... )

Yes, I am talking about the TPS report coversheet fellow. The funny thing is that I was on I-88. There is this building called PORSCHE, with the same font as the car-maker, and the building looks like a hulk. So, this post is about the Porsche building - in the front it says "OFFICE SPACE available". Haha. Make the connection ? You must have ( Read more... )