The Chinese Take-out Sweater

[dianyla]

While browsing at Goodwill yesterday, I found the Chinese Takeout Sweater. It was so astonishing that I went back this morning to take a photograph of it. (If anyone wants to help me photoshop the evil rack reflection away, please feel free.)

As far as I can tell this is homemade. It cannot be otherwise. Those rice grains on the plate are

Comments

[classicrain]

It gave me chills. Literally, it gave me chills. I'm scared of it!!

[dianyla]

And yet, you cannot look away! AHHHHHH!!!!

[canyonwren]

Oh. My. God.

You have found the perfect wedding outfit!

(I can't believe they're charging $4 for a wonton!)

[dianyla]

Nah, I'm thinking this outfit is best saved for my first time meeting SAM's parents. Bwahaha.

[kyra_ojosverdes]

I don't think that, before today, I'd fully appreciated the depth of your most marvelous evil.

AWESOME.

[trolleypup]

That's remarkably ugly, but not quite ugly enough to become a cult object. It should have been done with puff embroidery for the 3-D effect.

[uk_batworker]

It's, It's It's err, unique!

Somehow it rather transcends any words I could devise to describe it..