Gawd, what was I thinking?

[dianyla]

Dairy, granola, and 3-bean chili all in the same day?

Comments

[canyonwren]

Hey, you've hit upon the perfect 'Welcome Home from China' menu for your reunion with SecretAsianMan!

[dianyla]

Thank god that's not for another week. Let's just say I've never been so happy to go home to an empty bed! :|

[canyonwren]

So, no hardboiled eggs to top it all off? With cheese?

Yeah, probably a good thing Bucky is safely in green overseas pastures for the night.

[dianyla]

Or, if not in a pasture, in a secured livestock-car clicking down the tracks to the Gobi Desert...

[trolleypup]

Definitely missed a trick by skipping the eggs.

I hate it when I do something like that by accident. I'm twelve enough that on purpose is a different matter.

*lives alone, is allowed to be 12*

[dianyla]

I guess the part that just amazes me is that I totally didn't see it coming. Seriously, WTF?

*gets up, beats office chair pad vigorously, waves air around some more, and sits back down*

[canyonwren]

Hey, it's a perfect time to practice your fart flare technique. Unless the anti-flamage system in your building would ensure a drenching. But hell, a bath might not be a bad idea...

[dianyla]

We've got a gaseous FM200 dump system, slightly less toxic than the original Halon gas used.

Though I think a bath would be a bad thing. You know how a dog might smell kinda bad? And then you get it wet and it smells ten times worse? Yeah, it's like that.