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[dianthe]

As the junior minion of the department, I have the hideous, soul-blackening task of fielding all phone calls to my two superiors. This includes sales calls from electric/telecommunications/credit card/diploma-framing companies. And also one very persistent company that offers a water cooler that doesn't require bottles. (I would actually have liked

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[emilya]

Oh, Diana!

Mocking salespeople like that! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

I sure hope not.

[dianthe]

How ashamed I am. I toss and turn on my pillow nightly.

Did you believe me for a moment?