Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Runaways
Characters: Deans, before they were Deans.
Prompt: Are you an idiot?
Notes: For 30_sweets.
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
Summary: Leaving Majesdane.
15: Are you an idiot?
"Shit!"
"Just, just lose them! I don’t care what you do!"
He maneuvered their stolen ship through an asteroid belt. She held on, monitored the Skrull ship on their tail.
"Shit!"
She turned to the front display. Another Skrull ship squatted directly in front of them. It wasn’t long before they were completely surrounded.
"Shit!"
"Hail them. Make a deal. Their planet’s going to hell, anyway," she snapped.
"We don’t have anything to offer them!"
"Offer them, I don’t know, our firstborn, or something!"
"You’re nuts!"
"I don’t want to die!"
"What if we don’t have a kid? I don’t want a kid!"
"It doesn’t matter! Do it! We’ll send ‘em a bag of candy! They won’t know the difference!"
He sighed and hailed the nearest Skrull ship.
"Hey! I’ve got a deal for you…"