Like a Pregnant Woman
Rating: G
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Speed, mentions Hulkling
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #59-Food
Disclaimer: This is me owning nothing.
059: Food
Billy sat back and settled in for the show.
"You eat like a pregnant woman," he said as Tommy devoured his fifth cheeseburger.
"You move at the speed of sound without getting a little hungry," Tommy retorted, setting into number eight. "Besides, you never get onto Teddy about how much he eats."
"Teddy may eat like a pregnant woman, but he’s aoso the size of a small house," Billy pointed out.
"And I have the metabolism of a small bird. Gimme a break."
Billy shrugged and watched Cheeseburger Thirteen disappear. Farewell, he thought. Your time was too short, both as food, and as cow.
"I’m not paying for it," he said. "You eat like a pregnant woman."