Munchkin
Rating: PG
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Hulkling
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #80-Why?
Disclaimer: This is m owning nothing.
080: Why?
It hadn’t taken much to twist his arm. The promise of sex was quite enough to convince Teddy that learning Munchkin could be fun. The fact that the seven thousand different rules were beginning to blur together in his brain was making things look just a little different.
He squeezed his eyes shut as Billy tried to figure out what the correct die roll to run away was, and mentally cursed the Large Angry Chicken and the Duck of Doom.
"What could have possibly possessed you to buy this game?" he asked finally.
Billy looked at him, surprised. "I… I have no idea. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
Teddy gave him a look of sheer disbelief. "I am playing a card game based on a game I never played, battling a Large Angry Chicken, picking up Ducks of Doom, and hitting traps every time I, as you put it, ‘kick down the door.’ Can we skip the rest of this torture? It’s nearly two in the morning."
Billy gave him a dangerously happy look. "But I just found out the die roll."
Fandom: Young Avengers
Characters: Wiccan, Hulkling
Notes: Fanfic100 prompt #80-Why?
Disclaimer: This is m owning nothing.
080: Why?
It hadn’t taken much to twist his arm. The promise of sex was quite enough to convince Teddy that learning Munchkin could be fun. The fact that the seven thousand different rules were beginning to blur together in his brain was making things look just a little different.
He squeezed his eyes shut as Billy tried to figure out what the correct die roll to run away was, and mentally cursed the Large Angry Chicken and the Duck of Doom.
"What could have possibly possessed you to buy this game?" he asked finally.
Billy looked at him, surprised. "I… I have no idea. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
Teddy gave him a look of sheer disbelief. "I am playing a card game based on a game I never played, battling a Large Angry Chicken, picking up Ducks of Doom, and hitting traps every time I, as you put it, ‘kick down the door.’ Can we skip the rest of this torture? It’s nearly two in the morning."
Billy gave him a dangerously happy look. "But I just found out the die roll."