Fanmix: South Park - Cartman/Kyle - Hate/Hate
Medium: Television
Fandom: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovksi
Title: Hate/Hate
Warnings: Language, sexual references, some disturbing themes... It's South Park, you guys, seriously.
Notes: A romantic tale of hatred, codependency, and burgeoning psychosis. (I shouldn't even have to say this, but obviously, this all takes place when they are quite a bit older than they are in the series.) The cheerful sounding intro and exit songs are somewhat of an homage to the scene transitions in "Tonsil Trouble." Artwork on the cover is by the lovely artist at MyDecember.
Kyle \\ Fuck You, by Lily Allen
Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
[ link ]
Cartman \\ All You Need Is Me, by Morrissey
There's so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me
You bang your head against the wall
And say you're sick of it all
Yet you remain
'Cause all you need is me
[ link ]
Kyle \\ I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer, by The Cardigans
Well it's been a long, slow collision
I'm a pitbull, you're a dog,
Baby, you're foul in clear conditions
But you're handsome in the fog
So I need some fine wine, and you,
You need to be nicer
For the good times and the bad times
That we'll have
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Split Me Wide Open, by The Bravery
Split me wide open and look right inside
There's so many things that I try to hide
Oh, you see right through me
You always see right through me
Split me wide open, and cut me in two
There's nothing that I could ever hide from you
Oh, you always knew me
You're the only one who knew me
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Feelings, by The Offspring
Feelings
For all my life, I'll feel it
I wish I'd never met you
You'll make me sick again
Feelings
Whoa, feelings
Whoa, feelings
Of hate on my mind
[ link ]
Cartman \\ But A Fleeting Illness, by Say Anything
Here we are, back to play the same old games
As if things never changed
The blood still tastes the same
Ash to ash, back to back, and dust to dust
You look so upper-crust
So rich with broken trust
. . .
Under the influence
Under the influence
Keep me off the road
When you're around me
Under the influence
Under the influence
My love, you make me sick
[ link ]
Kyle \\ The Willing, by Emanuel
How did I get so lost inside of you?
I could be saved, I could be found.
But get high and dry that's all I really wanna do.
So I guess I'll just stick around.
. . .
I lost my inspiration lying in your bed.
But you cannot rape the willing.
You taste like self-destruction, I follow where I'm lead.
But you cannot rape the willing.
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Symbiont, by Celldweller
I want to go but I have to stay
I know you'd be there anyway
I need you and you need me
So much for bliss when I kiss
This enemy of mine
We're dancing on a thin line
. . .
Cause you hate me
And I hate you
But you need me
And I need you
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Topless, by Breaking Benjamin
Fruit on the vine
You got yours, I got mine
Meat on your bones
They won't know, they won't know
I loathe your face
Just get away
I'm on my knees
Fuck you, fuck me
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Stitches, by Orgy
Rolling dice and seeming queer,
Bastard love, a sick affair
Let's see what new disease you'll fetch
I mean that fucking you is strange
And adored by me throughout
Oh no, it's you again
Blessing you with every kiss
So precious you know
This hate of mine exploded
I'm so deranged you know
I will never be deceived
[ link ]
Kyle \\ When You're Around, by Motion City Soundtrack
Midwest aftermath, the rumors start to rise
Did I truly do the things that you've described?
They must hate me, every single one
It just sickens them, what I consider fun.
But all I could do was close my eyes
And cross my heart and hope to die
Cause you don't fucking listen
When I'm around.
The least you could do is take it back
All the vicious remarks and verbal attacks,
Cause I can't fucking stand it
When you're around.
[ link ]
Cartman \\ This Could Be Love, by Alkaline Trio
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I swear it's not contagious
In four short steps, we can erase this:
Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets
And run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek
And rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers
One by one
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Love Me Dead, by Ludo
You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature
Finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous, and sexy!
[ link ]
Cartman \\ I'm Your Villain, by Franz Ferdinand
You toss in a word
And I'm your villain
I see the passion emerge
And I'm your villain
But serious
You're so serious
Oh, like a waiter
Hating the rich
But taking their tips
Oh, if I could laugh, I'd love you
Oh, if I could smile at anything you said
We could be laughing lovers
I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead
If I could love, I'd love you
If I could love like anybody else
[ link ]
Kyle&Cartman \\ Bad Sun, by The Bravery
Every day you bring me pain
And we savor it like rain
We hold it on our tongues
Just like wine
Someday back when we were young
I guess something just went wrong
The two of us are hung
From the same twisted rope
And I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
[ link ]
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Fandom: South Park
Subject: Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovksi
Title: Hate/Hate
Warnings: Language, sexual references, some disturbing themes... It's South Park, you guys, seriously.
Notes: A romantic tale of hatred, codependency, and burgeoning psychosis. (I shouldn't even have to say this, but obviously, this all takes place when they are quite a bit older than they are in the series.) The cheerful sounding intro and exit songs are somewhat of an homage to the scene transitions in "Tonsil Trouble." Artwork on the cover is by the lovely artist at MyDecember.
Kyle \\ Fuck You, by Lily Allen
Look inside, look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbor
So you say it's not okay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
[ link ]
Cartman \\ All You Need Is Me, by Morrissey
There's so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me
You bang your head against the wall
And say you're sick of it all
Yet you remain
'Cause all you need is me
[ link ]
Kyle \\ I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer, by The Cardigans
Well it's been a long, slow collision
I'm a pitbull, you're a dog,
Baby, you're foul in clear conditions
But you're handsome in the fog
So I need some fine wine, and you,
You need to be nicer
For the good times and the bad times
That we'll have
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Split Me Wide Open, by The Bravery
Split me wide open and look right inside
There's so many things that I try to hide
Oh, you see right through me
You always see right through me
Split me wide open, and cut me in two
There's nothing that I could ever hide from you
Oh, you always knew me
You're the only one who knew me
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Feelings, by The Offspring
Feelings
For all my life, I'll feel it
I wish I'd never met you
You'll make me sick again
Feelings
Whoa, feelings
Whoa, feelings
Of hate on my mind
[ link ]
Cartman \\ But A Fleeting Illness, by Say Anything
Here we are, back to play the same old games
As if things never changed
The blood still tastes the same
Ash to ash, back to back, and dust to dust
You look so upper-crust
So rich with broken trust
. . .
Under the influence
Under the influence
Keep me off the road
When you're around me
Under the influence
Under the influence
My love, you make me sick
[ link ]
Kyle \\ The Willing, by Emanuel
How did I get so lost inside of you?
I could be saved, I could be found.
But get high and dry that's all I really wanna do.
So I guess I'll just stick around.
. . .
I lost my inspiration lying in your bed.
But you cannot rape the willing.
You taste like self-destruction, I follow where I'm lead.
But you cannot rape the willing.
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Symbiont, by Celldweller
I want to go but I have to stay
I know you'd be there anyway
I need you and you need me
So much for bliss when I kiss
This enemy of mine
We're dancing on a thin line
. . .
Cause you hate me
And I hate you
But you need me
And I need you
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Topless, by Breaking Benjamin
Fruit on the vine
You got yours, I got mine
Meat on your bones
They won't know, they won't know
I loathe your face
Just get away
I'm on my knees
Fuck you, fuck me
[ link ]
Cartman \\ Stitches, by Orgy
Rolling dice and seeming queer,
Bastard love, a sick affair
Let's see what new disease you'll fetch
I mean that fucking you is strange
And adored by me throughout
Oh no, it's you again
Blessing you with every kiss
So precious you know
This hate of mine exploded
I'm so deranged you know
I will never be deceived
[ link ]
Kyle \\ When You're Around, by Motion City Soundtrack
Midwest aftermath, the rumors start to rise
Did I truly do the things that you've described?
They must hate me, every single one
It just sickens them, what I consider fun.
But all I could do was close my eyes
And cross my heart and hope to die
Cause you don't fucking listen
When I'm around.
The least you could do is take it back
All the vicious remarks and verbal attacks,
Cause I can't fucking stand it
When you're around.
[ link ]
Cartman \\ This Could Be Love, by Alkaline Trio
I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I swear it's not contagious
In four short steps, we can erase this:
Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets
And run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek
And rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers
One by one
[ link ]
Kyle \\ Love Me Dead, by Ludo
You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature
Finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous, and sexy!
[ link ]
Cartman \\ I'm Your Villain, by Franz Ferdinand
You toss in a word
And I'm your villain
I see the passion emerge
And I'm your villain
But serious
You're so serious
Oh, like a waiter
Hating the rich
But taking their tips
Oh, if I could laugh, I'd love you
Oh, if I could smile at anything you said
We could be laughing lovers
I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead
If I could love, I'd love you
If I could love like anybody else
[ link ]
Kyle&Cartman \\ Bad Sun, by The Bravery
Every day you bring me pain
And we savor it like rain
We hold it on our tongues
Just like wine
Someday back when we were young
I guess something just went wrong
The two of us are hung
From the same twisted rope
And I don't know where we belong
I think we grew under a bad sun
I know we're not like everyone
You and me, we grew under a bad sun
[ link ]
[ complete mix + coverart ]
sendspace \\ megaupload