au meme #3: my ewok beats ur epic.
This was for Anon here at the AU meme.
NEWS in Star Wars, the original trilogy, with Yamapi as Luke Skywalker :D.
Because I am sometimes a dick, both replies to the original request are actually me. BUT ANYWAY.
...short enough to barely deserve a cut.
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"Strike me down with all of your hatred," Johnny said, "and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!!"
Pi didn't think to look to the Force for calm; within himself there was only anger. He reached out and his lightsaber flew to his hand, activating with a hum of power. Striking at the Emperor-
He was blocked by a blade of red light.
Johnny cackled as Pi began to duel with his right-hand Sith Lord.
*
"There is no escape," Darth Tackey said. "Don't make me destroy you!!"
Slowly, Pi backed away.
"Pi, *breathe*" the Dark Lord told him. "Kakumei jidai You do not yet realise your importance. You have only begun to discover your powar! Join me. *breathe* And I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can END this destructive conflict *breathe* and bring ORDER to the galaxy!!"
"I'll never join you!" Pi declared. "-you killed my father!"
"No," Tackey breathed. "I am your father."
NEWS in Star Wars, the original trilogy, with Yamapi as Luke Skywalker :D.
Because I am sometimes a dick, both replies to the original request are actually me. BUT ANYWAY.
...short enough to barely deserve a cut.
⁂
"Strike me down with all of your hatred," Johnny said, "and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!!"
Pi didn't think to look to the Force for calm; within himself there was only anger. He reached out and his lightsaber flew to his hand, activating with a hum of power. Striking at the Emperor-
He was blocked by a blade of red light.
Johnny cackled as Pi began to duel with his right-hand Sith Lord.
*
"There is no escape," Darth Tackey said. "Don't make me destroy you!!"
Slowly, Pi backed away.
"Pi, *breathe*" the Dark Lord told him. "Kakumei jidai You do not yet realise your importance. You have only begun to discover your powar! Join me. *breathe* And I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can END this destructive conflict *breathe* and bring ORDER to the galaxy!!"
"I'll never join you!" Pi declared. "-you killed my father!"
"No," Tackey breathed. "I am your father."