why bother with duplicity when you can have duplication?
Next to Nino, Ryo almost looks like he's regularly proportioned. ♥
Koki... I swear, underneath you're actually the handsomest of that ridiculous group called KAT-TUN. Why do you do it to yourself?
SHIGE, DITTO ALL THE WAY TO THE HAIR SALON AND HAWAII TAN. GOD.
Tottsu, your entirely confident and comfortable, self-possessed, understated quirk and tendency not to interfere and pick on people (unlike certain remarkable contemporaries of yours) is like, refreshingly endearing. But hard to write.
I wish I could write Kitayama and Tottsu, BUT I CAN'T. 8D
Still don't understand the application of Variable Overhead Efficiency Variance OR Variable Overhead Spending Variance. Hell, I still don't even get their definitions, let alone the difference between the two. Argh, Accounting. Argh.
HAKKA CANDY. PRETTY SONG. It sounds like the Backstreet Boys, just with less people and a thinner harmony. :D ;Db
% % %
it takes two
"...Fujigaya-kun," Goseki sighs.
"Taipi, call me Taipi, Goseki-kun," Fujigaya grins.
"That would be Gocchi to your brother," Goseki says. "What are you doing here, Yusuke?"
"Mm~"
"What are you doing here, Taisuke?" Goseki tries again, on the excess of patience he hadn't known he'd had until meeting the Fujigaya clan.
Of course, that'd been like half a dozen years ago. But still.
Fujigaya leans on his shoulder while his sharp eyes rake the room. Presumably, for Miyata. "Tai-nii's got a super secret rendezvous and doesn't wanna get Friday'd."
"...because getting caught by Johnny for shirking SC would be so much less painful," Goseki says. "For both of you."
Yusuke laughs heartily just like his older brother, full of confidence. He waves Goseki's concerns away. "Nah, it's not gonna happen. I know my way around here from before, and it's just a filming, right?"
"Right. Where Taisuke gets the most close-ups out of everyone."
"Oh, I know," Fujigaya grins. "I watch it all the time. ♥"
Miyata doesn't appear to be present. Disappointed, Fujigaya Yusuke inspects his fingernails. "I've got the formula down pat. One wink per episode, whether they cut it or not; bitch at Ken-chan if we verse each other; pick on Miyata during the talks; strut for the rap, and give a coy smile with two hands on the mic during the sweet parts. And hey, it's not like we even have to sing live."
"True..." Goseki concedes, though remains dubious.
"It's a bother," Fujigaya grins in admission. "But Tai-nii's owing me big time for this, given I don't screw up. Which I won't."
"Oh, now that's not right," Goseki frowns. "He didn't promise me anything. No tithes or tributes. I certainly haven't sworn an oath of fealty to him, unlike some..."
"What'cha want?" Fujigaya laughs cheekily. "Burnt offerings and incense? This is already pretty good blackmail material."
"I've got enough to blackmail him with already," Goseki says thoughtfully, "so maybe just his head on a platter." Filming, he feels, is going to be stressful today.
"If it's blood you want, you'll have to get it yourself," Fujigaya snickers. "Kinship and all~"
"Hm..." Goseki considers that proposition perhaps a little too seriously for Yusuke's liking.
"Hey, hey, it'll be fine. You're totally underestimating me, Gocchi~" With a pat to Goseki's shoulder, Fujigaya winks as he twirls away, shooting a two-finger handgun back in Goseki's direction. "I'll ace it no sweat. Fumikyun's imitations have nothing on mine."
"...what's he talking about?" Tsukada asks as he approaches, with only a small note of apprehension. There's a stray slab of fur in his hands. "And do you know who this belongs to? Tottsu said it wasn't Hashimoto's, but Kawai disowned it and--"
"It's Fumito's," Goseki shakes his head. "And don't mind Taipi..." Slowly, a smile forms on the shadow king's face. "He wants to challenge Fumikyun to a monomane battle for next month's filming."
Tsukada blinks. "He what?"
"Yeah," Goseki shrugs, stretching a little as he heads for the door. "It surprised me, too~"
He'll be pleased, though, to see just how much more it surprises Taisuke later. Because it won't take much to convince Koyama of the plan, and Yusuke will be pretty easy to talk into declaring war during an MC. Kawai will also enjoy beating Taisuke for once, and Goseki will get to watch it happen from right up close: a fine arrangement if ever he thought of one. ♥
"Hey~ no fair!" Fujigaya exclaims from the mirror. "Why does this swoosh make my butt look big?"
* friday. :x rumour mag ♥ and obvs fujigaya wouldn't do anything of the sort, BUT THE IDEA WAS TOO STUPID TO PASS UP.
Yusuke would so call Taisuke "Tai-nii" just because.
And now back to the books. T___T
Koki... I swear, underneath you're actually the handsomest of that ridiculous group called KAT-TUN. Why do you do it to yourself?
SHIGE, DITTO ALL THE WAY TO THE HAIR SALON AND HAWAII TAN. GOD.
Tottsu, your entirely confident and comfortable, self-possessed, understated quirk and tendency not to interfere and pick on people (unlike certain remarkable contemporaries of yours) is like, refreshingly endearing. But hard to write.
I wish I could write Kitayama and Tottsu, BUT I CAN'T. 8D
Still don't understand the application of Variable Overhead Efficiency Variance OR Variable Overhead Spending Variance. Hell, I still don't even get their definitions, let alone the difference between the two. Argh, Accounting. Argh.
HAKKA CANDY. PRETTY SONG. It sounds like the Backstreet Boys, just with less people and a thinner harmony. :D ;Db
% % %
it takes two
"...Fujigaya-kun," Goseki sighs.
"Taipi, call me Taipi, Goseki-kun," Fujigaya grins.
"That would be Gocchi to your brother," Goseki says. "What are you doing here, Yusuke?"
"Mm~"
"What are you doing here, Taisuke?" Goseki tries again, on the excess of patience he hadn't known he'd had until meeting the Fujigaya clan.
Of course, that'd been like half a dozen years ago. But still.
Fujigaya leans on his shoulder while his sharp eyes rake the room. Presumably, for Miyata. "Tai-nii's got a super secret rendezvous and doesn't wanna get Friday'd."
"...because getting caught by Johnny for shirking SC would be so much less painful," Goseki says. "For both of you."
Yusuke laughs heartily just like his older brother, full of confidence. He waves Goseki's concerns away. "Nah, it's not gonna happen. I know my way around here from before, and it's just a filming, right?"
"Right. Where Taisuke gets the most close-ups out of everyone."
"Oh, I know," Fujigaya grins. "I watch it all the time. ♥"
Miyata doesn't appear to be present. Disappointed, Fujigaya Yusuke inspects his fingernails. "I've got the formula down pat. One wink per episode, whether they cut it or not; bitch at Ken-chan if we verse each other; pick on Miyata during the talks; strut for the rap, and give a coy smile with two hands on the mic during the sweet parts. And hey, it's not like we even have to sing live."
"True..." Goseki concedes, though remains dubious.
"It's a bother," Fujigaya grins in admission. "But Tai-nii's owing me big time for this, given I don't screw up. Which I won't."
"Oh, now that's not right," Goseki frowns. "He didn't promise me anything. No tithes or tributes. I certainly haven't sworn an oath of fealty to him, unlike some..."
"What'cha want?" Fujigaya laughs cheekily. "Burnt offerings and incense? This is already pretty good blackmail material."
"I've got enough to blackmail him with already," Goseki says thoughtfully, "so maybe just his head on a platter." Filming, he feels, is going to be stressful today.
"If it's blood you want, you'll have to get it yourself," Fujigaya snickers. "Kinship and all~"
"Hm..." Goseki considers that proposition perhaps a little too seriously for Yusuke's liking.
"Hey, hey, it'll be fine. You're totally underestimating me, Gocchi~" With a pat to Goseki's shoulder, Fujigaya winks as he twirls away, shooting a two-finger handgun back in Goseki's direction. "I'll ace it no sweat. Fumikyun's imitations have nothing on mine."
"...what's he talking about?" Tsukada asks as he approaches, with only a small note of apprehension. There's a stray slab of fur in his hands. "And do you know who this belongs to? Tottsu said it wasn't Hashimoto's, but Kawai disowned it and--"
"It's Fumito's," Goseki shakes his head. "And don't mind Taipi..." Slowly, a smile forms on the shadow king's face. "He wants to challenge Fumikyun to a monomane battle for next month's filming."
Tsukada blinks. "He what?"
"Yeah," Goseki shrugs, stretching a little as he heads for the door. "It surprised me, too~"
He'll be pleased, though, to see just how much more it surprises Taisuke later. Because it won't take much to convince Koyama of the plan, and Yusuke will be pretty easy to talk into declaring war during an MC. Kawai will also enjoy beating Taisuke for once, and Goseki will get to watch it happen from right up close: a fine arrangement if ever he thought of one. ♥
"Hey~ no fair!" Fujigaya exclaims from the mirror. "Why does this swoosh make my butt look big?"
* friday. :x rumour mag ♥ and obvs fujigaya wouldn't do anything of the sort, BUT THE IDEA WAS TOO STUPID TO PASS UP.
Yusuke would so call Taisuke "Tai-nii" just because.
And now back to the books. T___T