Smelling Sweet

[diamond_geyser]

Wang grew by 2225 percent between 1996 and 2008, reports Reuters. Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881.

Forget communication with family and fellow hunters. Maybe that sort of reportage - of surnames! not genitals at all! aha! - is why we evolved language. One massive leap for mankind... away from cave-painting a three-line cock.

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[wardytron]

Between 1987 and 1989 Oxford United shirts used to look like this:

[diamond_geyser]

So if they hadn't gone bankrupt, every home could have had a Wang as well as a Wii? Would they have been compatible? Oh crumbs. I haven't been this disappointed since I realised the popularity of the first automobiles precluded all British homes having a family zebra, to pull their carriages etc. (as one Capt. Hayes had suggested).